July 19, 2020 Man Tasked With Making Score for a Monkey Riding a Swordfish Underwater Creates Transcendent Piece of Music Man Tasked With Making Score for a Monkey Riding a Swordfish Underwater Creates Transcendent Piece of Music COALVILLE, U.K. — Donkey Kong Country’s recent addition to the Nintendo Switch Online SNES collection has fans and audiophiles alike appreciating ‘Aquatic Ambience,’ the absolutely…
December 27, 2019 Entire Friendship Based on Remembering ‘Zombies Ate My Neighbors’ Entire Friendship Based on Remembering ‘Zombies Ate My Neighbors’ TEMPE, Ariz. — Sources have confirmed that John Baker and Cassidy Goodrich still have not realized that their entire relationship was formed upon their shared…
December 6, 2018 No DreamCast Classic: You Motherfuckers Had Your Chance to Buy One the First Time No DreamCast Classic: You Motherfuckers Had Your Chance to Buy One the First Time Hiya kids, it’s me, your pal Sonic the Hedgehog! I am saying this one time and one time only, there will NEVER be a chance…
September 19, 2018 Why Spend $99 on a PlayStation Classic When You Can Hack a PSP and Never Shut the Fuck Up About It? Why Spend $99 on a PlayStation Classic When You Can Hack a PSP and Never Shut the Fuck Up About It? Sony’s announcement that they are releasing a PlayStation Classic system on December 3rd is already making waves online among the gaming community. A word of…
May 11, 2018 Man Returns to Find Roasted Chicken He Hid Inside Barrel Broken Into, Eaten Man Returns to Find Roasted Chicken He Hid Inside Barrel Broken Into, Eaten NEW YORK — While attempting to recover a full chicken dinner sealed inside a wooden barrel at an earlier date, financial analyst Michael Kann instead…
January 9, 2018 Nintendo Announces XL SNES Classic Nintendo Announces XL SNES Classic TOKYO, Japan — Nintendo announced today that they would be releasing a new version of the SNES Classic called the XL SNES Classic that upgrades…
December 18, 2017 Huge Earthbound Fan Excited to Play It for First Time Huge Earthbound Fan Excited to Play It for First Time BERKELEY, Calif. — Diehard Earthbound fan Chris Strzalkowski is “beyond excited” to finally play the 1995 Nintendo RPG for the first time this afternoon, according…
November 6, 2017 Open Source Emulator Celebrates 20th Anniversary of Occasionally Working Open Source Emulator Celebrates 20th Anniversary of Occasionally Working ROTTERDAM, Netherlands — Snes9x celebrated its 20-year anniversary of occasionally performing the tasks necessary to play video games without needing the original system hardware, today.…
October 28, 2017 Mini SEGA Saturn Still Very Much in Stock Mini SEGA Saturn Still Very Much in Stock SEGA has issued the following press release reminding holiday shoppers that there is no shortage of their Mini Saturn Classic units: We here at…
