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Vault Boy Skin Introduces Dozens of Glitches to Smash BrosVault Boy Skin Introduces Dozens of Glitches to Smash Bros

Vault Boy Skin Introduces Dozens of Glitches to Smash Bros

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo released a statement this morning defending their latest patch to Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, which adds…

5 years ago
NYPD Sends Controller to Crime Lab After Officer Loses in Smash BrosNYPD Sends Controller to Crime Lab After Officer Loses in Smash Bros

NYPD Sends Controller to Crime Lab After Officer Loses in Smash Bros

NEW YORK — The NYPD confirmed today that they have launched an official investigation into the controller purchased at a…

5 years ago
Gamer Honors Friend at Funeral With Homie StockGamer Honors Friend at Funeral With Homie Stock

Gamer Honors Friend at Funeral With Homie Stock

MONROE, Ohio — Following a time-honored Super Smash Bros. tradition to even the score between players, local gamer and mourning…

5 years ago
Bernie Sanders Receives Mysterious LetterBernie Sanders Receives Mysterious Letter

Bernie Sanders Receives Mysterious Letter

BURLINGTON, Vt. — Senator Bernie Sanders has reportedly received a mysterious white letter with a red seal less than a…

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UFC to Introduce ItemsUFC to Introduce Items

UFC to Introduce Items

LAS VEGAS — UFC president Dana White has announced that certain matches put on by the mixed martial arts promotion…

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Get It Together: Can You Remember What Case You Left Melee in Before Your Sleepover Devolves Into Chaos?Get It Together: Can You Remember What Case You Left Melee in Before Your Sleepover Devolves Into Chaos?

Get It Together: Can You Remember What Case You Left Melee in Before Your Sleepover Devolves Into Chaos?

It’s Friday, and you know what that means: the boys are coming over for a sleepover! Mom just tidied up…

5 years ago
Boyfriend Down to Two Stocks After Being Knocked Off BedBoyfriend Down to Two Stocks After Being Knocked Off Bed

Boyfriend Down to Two Stocks After Being Knocked Off Bed

ALBANY, N.Y. — Local boyfriend Dennis McElris is reportedly down to just two stocks after being knocked off the bed…

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Super Smash Bros. Datamine Reveals That Coding Seems Really ComplicatedSuper Smash Bros. Datamine Reveals That Coding Seems Really Complicated

Super Smash Bros. Datamine Reveals That Coding Seems Really Complicated

TUCSON, Ariz. — A hacker has broken Super Smash Bros. Ultimate open and apparently revealed a host of new details…

5 years ago
We Asked Kirby Why He Doesn’t Just Turn Into Endangered Species and Fuck ThemWe Asked Kirby Why He Doesn’t Just Turn Into Endangered Species and Fuck Them

We Asked Kirby Why He Doesn’t Just Turn Into Endangered Species and Fuck Them

DREAM LAND — A recent sit down interview with Nintendo superstar Kirby revealed some insights into a decades long career…

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