smash bros

Vault Boy Skin Introduces Dozens of Glitches to Smash Bros

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo released a statement this morning defending their latest patch to Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, which adds…

4 years ago

NYPD Sends Controller to Crime Lab After Officer Loses in Smash Bros

NEW YORK — The NYPD confirmed today that they have launched an official investigation into the controller purchased at a…

4 years ago

Gamer Honors Friend at Funeral With Homie Stock

MONROE, Ohio — Following a time-honored Super Smash Bros. tradition to even the score between players, local gamer and mourning…

5 years ago

Bernie Sanders Receives Mysterious Letter

BURLINGTON, Vt. — Senator Bernie Sanders has reportedly received a mysterious white letter with a red seal less than a…

5 years ago

UFC to Introduce Items

LAS VEGAS — UFC president Dana White has announced that certain matches put on by the mixed martial arts promotion…

5 years ago

Get It Together: Can You Remember What Case You Left Melee in Before Your Sleepover Devolves Into Chaos?

It’s Friday, and you know what that means: the boys are coming over for a sleepover! Mom just tidied up…

5 years ago

Boyfriend Down to Two Stocks After Being Knocked Off Bed

ALBANY, N.Y. — Local boyfriend Dennis McElris is reportedly down to just two stocks after being knocked off the bed…

5 years ago

Super Smash Bros. Datamine Reveals That Coding Seems Really Complicated

TUCSON, Ariz. — A hacker has broken Super Smash Bros. Ultimate open and apparently revealed a host of new details…

5 years ago

We Asked Kirby Why He Doesn’t Just Turn Into Endangered Species and Fuck Them

DREAM LAND — A recent sit down interview with Nintendo superstar Kirby revealed some insights into a decades long career…

5 years ago