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Guard With Four Arrows in Torso Starting to Think Intruder NearbyGuard With Four Arrows in Torso Starting to Think Intruder Nearby

Guard With Four Arrows in Torso Starting to Think Intruder Nearby

WHITERUN, Skyr. — Night Watchman Thorbjorg Halmsteim told reporters he began to suspect a trespasser might be afoot today, after…

8 years ago
Dad Reviews Skyrim: “How do I move?”Dad Reviews Skyrim: “How do I move?”

Dad Reviews Skyrim: “How do I move?”

Hundreds of hours of dangerous adventure, amazing discovery, and enchanting exploration. I just wish I could have seen that instead…

8 years ago
Inspiring: This Mentally Impaired Blacksmith Continues to Hold Down His Job Despite Repeating Himself Every Five SecondsInspiring: This Mentally Impaired Blacksmith Continues to Hold Down His Job Despite Repeating Himself Every Five Seconds

Inspiring: This Mentally Impaired Blacksmith Continues to Hold Down His Job Despite Repeating Himself Every Five Seconds

Staring blankly into the corner of his open-air bazaar-style smithing shack, a man known only as “Smitty” to travelers and…

8 years ago
College Student’s Fast Travel Ability Unlocked by Bottle of TequilaCollege Student’s Fast Travel Ability Unlocked by Bottle of Tequila

College Student’s Fast Travel Ability Unlocked by Bottle of Tequila

GAINESVILLE, Fla. — UF sophomore Michelle Stevens claims to have fast traveled to her dorm room after downing a bottle…

8 years ago
Main Character Reassures Final Boss Those Side Quests Meant Nothing to HimMain Character Reassures Final Boss Those Side Quests Meant Nothing to Him

Main Character Reassures Final Boss Those Side Quests Meant Nothing to Him

WIDOWBRIAR — Video game protagonist Danaes has reportedly assured final boss the Hollowsplicer, Scourge of Xissan, that the many side quests…

8 years ago
Video Game Player with Infinite Possibilities Creates Character That Looks Like SelfVideo Game Player with Infinite Possibilities Creates Character That Looks Like Self

Video Game Player with Infinite Possibilities Creates Character That Looks Like Self

TUCSON, Ariz. — Avid gamer Mark Spears utilized a video game character creation tool with millions of possibilities, including hundreds…

8 years ago
Remainder of Bethesda’s E3 Conference Available Next Week for $4.99Remainder of Bethesda’s E3 Conference Available Next Week for $4.99

Remainder of Bethesda’s E3 Conference Available Next Week for $4.99

LOS ANGELES — Gaming giant Bethesda announced today that fans will be able to download the rest of their E3…

8 years ago