May 14, 2021 Mass Shootings Drop to 0 After Congress Increases Minimum Death Requirement to 1,000 Mass Shootings Drop to 0 After Congress Increases Minimum Death Requirement to 1,000 WASHINGTON — Democrats and Republicans in the Senate voted unanimously today on a bill that raises the minimum number of deaths required for something to…
November 9, 2020 Twitter User Cancels 20 Others Before Turning the Cancel on Himself Twitter User Cancels 20 Others Before Turning the Cancel on Himself LOS ANGELES — Local Twitter user Frederick Peterson, better known by his handle @freddiepeteyboy682, went on a tragic cancel spree early this morning, before turning…
April 14, 2020 IGN Writer Goes Postal, Leaving 13 Great, 6 Amazing IGN Writer Goes Postal, Leaving 13 Great, 6 Amazing SAN FRANCISCO — Friends and family were left looking for answers after a lone IGN writer stormed out of the company’s offices this morning and…
February 24, 2018 Violent Video Games Argument Receives HD Remaster Violent Video Games Argument Receives HD Remaster WASHINGTON — Fans of recycled arguments rejoiced earlier this week, as President Donald Trump unveiled an updated, high definition remaster of the allegation that video…
November 29, 2017 “Why Would Anyone Live in Gotham?” Asks Guy in Country With Weekly Mass Shootings “Why Would Anyone Live in Gotham?” Asks Guy in Country With Weekly Mass Shootings BOULDER, Colo. — UC Boulder sophomore Eric Katowski inquired to a friend during a walk after a viewing of The Dark Knight Rises why any…
