April 12, 2021 Teammate With One Damage Uses Max Health Potion Teammate With One Damage Uses Max Health Potion TAMPA, Fla. — Local gamer Scott Porter faced condemnation from teammates for drinking a Max Health potion when he only had one damage and could…
June 3, 2019 40-Year-Old Asthmatic IT Analyst Explains Exactly How He Would Take Down Active Shooter in the Office 40-Year-Old Asthmatic IT Analyst Explains Exactly How He Would Take Down Active Shooter in the Office ATLANTA — Dale Clarke, a middle-aged computer tech with early onset arthritis, went into explicit detail with his coworkers about how he would take down…
August 17, 2018 Cops Plant DOOM on School Shooter’s Computer Cops Plant DOOM on School Shooter’s Computer GLEN ROCK, N.J. — After sixteen-year-old Alex Stone opened fire at Glen Rock High School, killing ten students and injuring others before committed suicide, police…
July 7, 2017 Wounded Iraq War Veteran Cured After Crouching Behind Box For Five Seconds Wounded Iraq War Veteran Cured After Crouching Behind Box For Five Seconds WASHINGTON — The Department of Veteran Affairs revealed a catch-all cure for combat veterans that simply requires them to hide behind a box for five…
