September 30, 2018 NBA Jam’s Bill Clinton to Campaign for Beto O’Rourke NBA Jam’s Bill Clinton to Campaign for Beto O’Rourke DALLAS — As the Senate race in Texas reaches a fever pitch, sources are reporting that Democratic candidate Beto O’Rourke has unveiled a crucial addition…
October 28, 2017 Mini SEGA Saturn Still Very Much in Stock Mini SEGA Saturn Still Very Much in Stock SEGA has issued the following press release reminding holiday shoppers that there is no shortage of their Mini Saturn Classic units: We here at…
October 3, 2017 SEGA Announces It Learned Absolutely Nothing From Sonic Mania Success SEGA Announces It Learned Absolutely Nothing From Sonic Mania Success TOKYO, Japan — SEGA held a press conference today to let the gaming world know that they haven’t learned a goddamn thing after celebrating the…
September 24, 2017 Crazy Taxi Drivers Struggling After Rise of Crazy Uber Crazy Taxi Drivers Struggling After Rise of Crazy Uber SAN FRANCISCO — Popular rideshare app Crazy Uber is reportedly taking business away from local Crazy Taxi drivers at an astounding rate, forcing many layoffs…
August 18, 2017 SEGA Refuses to Reveal Which Body Part Sonic Puts the Rings In SEGA Refuses to Reveal Which Body Part Sonic Puts the Rings In Despite decades of questioning, SEGA, the producers of the Sonic franchise, have reiterated that they will not answer one of gaming’s greatest questions: Where does…
August 16, 2017 Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game to Be Adapted into Film Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game to Be Adapted into Film LOS ANGELES — Paramount Pictures has announced the latest summer tentpole film to be based on a video game, 1995’s overlooked Street Fighter: The Movie:…
December 10, 2016 NES Classic Edition Lets You Play for One Hour, Then It’s Your Little Brother’s Turn NES Classic Edition Lets You Play for One Hour, Then It’s Your Little Brother’s Turn REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo’s NES Classic drew sharp reactions from critics and fans alike this week with the announcement of the console’s “time limit” feature,…
