March 31, 2020 Useless NPC Shares Boring Personal Story That’s Not Even a Clue or Anything Useless NPC Shares Boring Personal Story That’s Not Even a Clue or Anything EDMOND, Okla. — Upon directing his hero to talk to a kindly NPC, local gamer Rory Leech was devastated to discover that the elderly character…
March 22, 2020 MMORPG Player Accidentally on Day 32 of Self Quarantine MMORPG Player Accidentally on Day 32 of Self Quarantine ATLANTA — Local World of Warcraft player John Fleming was on his 32nd day of self quarantining when he learned about the COVID-19 pandemic early…
March 13, 2020 Item That Revives Murdered Friend Annoyingly Expensive Item That Revives Murdered Friend Annoyingly Expensive T’ARTHAR DESERT — A team of local heroes found themselves in distress recently, after a level 26 necroscorpion murdered beloved party member Ringkoo, requiring an…
March 11, 2020 Dungeon Master Finally Writes Perfect Campaign, Distributes Scripts to Players Dungeon Master Finally Writes Perfect Campaign, Distributes Scripts to Players COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. — Dungeon Master Daniel Hyde recently finished writing his ideal D&D campaign and released the final draft of its script to his…
March 8, 2020 Gamer Who Used Wiki For Every Quest Praises RPG’s Spirit of Exploration Gamer Who Used Wiki For Every Quest Praises RPG’s Spirit of Exploration FRANKLIN, Texas — After consulting a wiki for every single quest from start to finish, local gamer Francesca Bufalini declared Red Dead Redemption 2 the pinnacle…
December 30, 2019 Noble Paladin With Lovingly Written 8-Page Backstory Dies Twenty Minutes Into Adventure Noble Paladin With Lovingly Written 8-Page Backstory Dies Twenty Minutes Into Adventure ST. PAUL, Minn. — First time Dungeons & Dragons player Craig Walcott was shocked when his Half-Elf Paladin, Sur Swenstance Silverheart III, Noble Son of…
August 2, 2019 Pawn Gets Critical Hit in Chess Match Pawn Gets Critical Hit in Chess Match NEW YORK — A friendly chess match ended spectacularly when a white pawn got a critical hit on the black king, dealing a massive blow…
June 25, 2019 Tabletop Fallout RPG Somehow Still Full of Glitches Tabletop Fallout RPG Somehow Still Full of Glitches SEATTLE — A group of Fallout fans who recently purchased the Fallout tabletop RPG were dismayed to discover that it too was full of game-breaking…
March 31, 2019 Guy Who Hasn’t Played RPG in a Week Might as Well Just Start Over Guy Who Hasn’t Played RPG in a Week Might as Well Just Start Over SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Local gamer Martin Avery has not played Kingdom Hearts 3 for an entire week, effectively rendering all of his progress moot due…
