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Inspiring: This Mentally Impaired Blacksmith Continues to Hold Down His Job Despite Repeating Himself Every Five SecondsInspiring: This Mentally Impaired Blacksmith Continues to Hold Down His Job Despite Repeating Himself Every Five Seconds

Inspiring: This Mentally Impaired Blacksmith Continues to Hold Down His Job Despite Repeating Himself Every Five Seconds

Staring blankly into the corner of his open-air bazaar-style smithing shack, a man known only as “Smitty” to travelers and…

8 years ago
College Student’s Fast Travel Ability Unlocked by Bottle of TequilaCollege Student’s Fast Travel Ability Unlocked by Bottle of Tequila

College Student’s Fast Travel Ability Unlocked by Bottle of Tequila

GAINESVILLE, Fla. — UF sophomore Michelle Stevens claims to have fast traveled to her dorm room after downing a bottle…

8 years ago
Group Finally Schedules Conversation about How Much Fun It Would Be to Play D&D Some TimeGroup Finally Schedules Conversation about How Much Fun It Would Be to Play D&D Some Time

Group Finally Schedules Conversation about How Much Fun It Would Be to Play D&D Some Time

BINGHAMTON, N.Y. — Zack Borman and a few of his friends were able to set aside a few hours, after…

8 years ago
Boyfriend Was Hoping for a Different Kind of Role-PlayingBoyfriend Was Hoping for a Different Kind of Role-Playing

Boyfriend Was Hoping for Different Kind of Role-Playing

ST. JOSEPH, Mich. — Brian Freemont was dismayed Thursday evening after being promised a night of wild role-playing by his…

8 years ago
Main Character Reassures Final Boss Those Side Quests Meant Nothing to HimMain Character Reassures Final Boss Those Side Quests Meant Nothing to Him

Main Character Reassures Final Boss Those Side Quests Meant Nothing to Him

WIDOWBRIAR — Video game protagonist Danaes has reportedly assured final boss the Hollowsplicer, Scourge of Xissan, that the many side quests…

8 years ago
Video Game Player with Infinite Possibilities Creates Character That Looks Like SelfVideo Game Player with Infinite Possibilities Creates Character That Looks Like Self

Video Game Player with Infinite Possibilities Creates Character That Looks Like Self

TUCSON, Ariz. — Avid gamer Mark Spears utilized a video game character creation tool with millions of possibilities, including hundreds…

8 years ago
Newborn Baby Has Terrible StatsNewborn Baby Has Terrible Stats

Newborn Baby Has Terrible Stats

VALLEY STREAM, N.Y. — Fred and Maria Owens were severely disappointed to discover their newborn baby has absolutely terrible stats…

8 years ago
D&D Group Overthrows Dungeon Master in Favor of Dungeon DemocracyD&D Group Overthrows Dungeon Master in Favor of Dungeon Democracy

D&D Group Overthrows Dungeon Master in Favor of Dungeon Democracy

DECATUR, Ga. — A local Dungeons & Dragons collective has ousted their overreaching despot today, in what is being reported…

8 years ago
Dungeons and Dragons Player Crafts Elaborate Fantasy World Where Parents Respect HimDungeons and Dragons Player Crafts Elaborate Fantasy World Where Parents Respect Him

Dungeons and Dragons Player Crafts Elaborate Fantasy World Where Parents Respect Him

PITTSBURGH — Local Dungeon Master Tyler Ferrell, being free to imagine worlds wherein literally anything is possible, has designed a…

8 years ago