RPG

NPC Really Overdoing His One Line

VADAROK CASTLE — At the edge of East Hills, an area reserved for player resupply in between quests, sources report…

6 years ago

Report: Young RPG Characters Aren’t Saving Enough Potions to Last Them Through Later Stages

NEW YORK — A troubling report by researchers at the NYU Game Center has found that young RPG characters aren’t…

7 years ago

CIA Still Sorting Through Sick Loot Dropped After Bin Laden Raid

WASHINGTON — The CIA broke their silence on the amount of baller loot that dropped from the infamous Abbottabad raid…

7 years ago

Bright 2 to Explore Classic Fantasy Character “Max Landis, Professional Screenwriter”

LOS ANGELES ­— Following the massive success of Netflix’s fantasy movie Bright, written by accused sexual harasser Max Landis, sources…

7 years ago

Hour 117 of RPG Reportedly Where Things Really Get Going

BERKELEY, Calif. — The latest big- budget role-playing game “Yuri: Stars of the Fathers” apparently hits its stride at the…

7 years ago

Minor With 10 Charisma Buys Alcohol

DENVER — Sources have reported that slick-talking seventeen-year-old, Marty Johnson, went into a grocery store and used his high charisma…

7 years ago

Man Grinding Out McDonald’s Shifts to Afford Cool New Sword

JOPLIN, Miss. — Weapons aficionado Douglas Han has begun taking extra shifts at his fast food job to acquire what…

7 years ago

Guard With Four Arrows in Torso Starting to Think Intruder Nearby

WHITERUN, Skyr. — Night Watchman Thorbjorg Halmsteim told reporters he began to suspect a trespasser might be afoot today, after…

7 years ago

If I’m Going to Save Your Village From Certain Doom, the Least You Could Do Is Honor the Deal I Got on Kayak

  I think what we have here is a simple misunderstanding. You run a business. I get that. In fact,…

7 years ago