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NPC Really Overdoing His One LineNPC Really Overdoing His One Line

NPC Really Overdoing His One Line

VADAROK CASTLE — At the edge of East Hills, an area reserved for player resupply in between quests, sources report…

7 years ago
Report: Young RPG Characters Aren’t Saving Enough Potions to Last Them Through Later StagesReport: Young RPG Characters Aren’t Saving Enough Potions to Last Them Through Later Stages

Report: Young RPG Characters Aren’t Saving Enough Potions to Last Them Through Later Stages

NEW YORK — A troubling report by researchers at the NYU Game Center has found that young RPG characters aren’t…

7 years ago
CIA Still Sorting Through Sick Loot Dropped After Bin Laden RaidCIA Still Sorting Through Sick Loot Dropped After Bin Laden Raid

CIA Still Sorting Through Sick Loot Dropped After Bin Laden Raid

WASHINGTON — The CIA broke their silence on the amount of baller loot that dropped from the infamous Abbottabad raid…

8 years ago
Bright 2 to Explore Classic Fantasy Character “Max Landis, Professional Screenwriter”Bright 2 to Explore Classic Fantasy Character “Max Landis, Professional Screenwriter”

Bright 2 to Explore Classic Fantasy Character “Max Landis, Professional Screenwriter”

LOS ANGELES ­— Following the massive success of Netflix’s fantasy movie Bright, written by accused sexual harasser Max Landis, sources…

8 years ago
Hour 117 of RPG Reportedly Where Things Really Get GoingHour 117 of RPG Reportedly Where Things Really Get Going

Hour 117 of RPG Reportedly Where Things Really Get Going

BERKELEY, Calif. — The latest big- budget role-playing game “Yuri: Stars of the Fathers” apparently hits its stride at the…

8 years ago
Minor With 10 Charisma Buys AlcoholMinor With 10 Charisma Buys Alcohol

Minor With 10 Charisma Buys Alcohol

DENVER — Sources have reported that slick-talking seventeen-year-old, Marty Johnson, went into a grocery store and used his high charisma…

8 years ago
Man Grinding Out McDonald’s Shifts to Afford Cool New SwordMan Grinding Out McDonald’s Shifts to Afford Cool New Sword

Man Grinding Out McDonald’s Shifts to Afford Cool New Sword

JOPLIN, Miss. — Weapons aficionado Douglas Han has begun taking extra shifts at his fast food job to acquire what…

8 years ago
Guard With Four Arrows in Torso Starting to Think Intruder NearbyGuard With Four Arrows in Torso Starting to Think Intruder Nearby

Guard With Four Arrows in Torso Starting to Think Intruder Nearby

WHITERUN, Skyr. — Night Watchman Thorbjorg Halmsteim told reporters he began to suspect a trespasser might be afoot today, after…

8 years ago
If I’m Going to Save Your Village From Certain Doom, the Least You Could Do Is Honor the Deal I Got on KayakIf I’m Going to Save Your Village From Certain Doom, the Least You Could Do Is Honor the Deal I Got on Kayak

If I’m Going to Save Your Village From Certain Doom, the Least You Could Do Is Honor the Deal I Got on Kayak

  I think what we have here is a simple misunderstanding. You run a business. I get that. In fact,…

8 years ago