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Mueller Just Going to Grind Few More Levels Before Final Boss Fight

WASHINGTON — Robert Mueller, former FBI director and current head of the Special Counsel Investigation into Russian meddling in the…

6 years ago

Final Fantasy 7 Coming to Skyrim

Bethesda announced today that 1997’s legendary roleplaying title Final Fantasy 7 will be available inside of all versions of The…

6 years ago

D&D Party Member With -3 Charisma Keeps Trying to Fucking Roll Deception

WASHINGTON — Sarah Huckabee Sanders, roleplaying as Press Secretary, was seen attempting yet another Deception roll despite her character sporting…

6 years ago

“Over 100 Hours of Gameplay,” Threatens New Game

Japanese role-playing titan Square-Enix have released the long awaited Dragon Quest XI: Echoes Of An Elusive Age, a title that…

6 years ago

Woman Who’s Just ‘One of the Guys’ in D&D Group Roleplaying as Someone Who Doesn’t Find Them Sexist

SAN DIEGO — Sarah Rodriguez attended her weekly D&D meetup today where she roleplays as a human rogue woman named…

6 years ago

High School Student Begins New Game Plus of Senior Year

HAMILTON, Ohio —  After choosing the “bad grades” story route during his initial playthrough of senior year, Tommy Martin has…

6 years ago

Hero Foretold by Ancient Prophecy Prefers Fishing

TAMRIEL — A local hero, who many citizens of Tamriel are counting on to save their land from impending doom,…

6 years ago

Guy in D&D Group Clearly Wants to Fuck His Character

LOS ANGELES — After numerous campaigns, it reportedly became obvious to members of a local Dungeons and Dragons group that…

6 years ago

Shitty Waterfall In Dumbass Game Doesn’t Even Have Stupid Cave Behind It

MODESTO, Calif. — Local gamer Ryan Aguirre discovered that, against all odds, the goddamn waterfall his character spotted from across…

6 years ago