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Mueller Just Going to Grind a Few More Levels Before Final Boss FightMueller Just Going to Grind a Few More Levels Before Final Boss Fight

Mueller Just Going to Grind Few More Levels Before Final Boss Fight

WASHINGTON — Robert Mueller, former FBI director and current head of the Special Counsel Investigation into Russian meddling in the…

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Final Fantasy 7 Coming to SkyrimFinal Fantasy 7 Coming to Skyrim

Final Fantasy 7 Coming to Skyrim

Bethesda announced today that 1997’s legendary roleplaying title Final Fantasy 7 will be available inside of all versions of The…

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D&D Party Member With -3 Charisma Keeps Trying to Fucking Roll DeceptionD&D Party Member With -3 Charisma Keeps Trying to Fucking Roll Deception

D&D Party Member With -3 Charisma Keeps Trying to Fucking Roll Deception

WASHINGTON — Sarah Huckabee Sanders, roleplaying as Press Secretary, was seen attempting yet another Deception roll despite her character sporting…

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“Over 100 Hours of Gameplay,” Threatens New Game“Over 100 Hours of Gameplay,” Threatens New Game

“Over 100 Hours of Gameplay,” Threatens New Game

Japanese role-playing titan Square-Enix have released the long awaited Dragon Quest XI: Echoes Of An Elusive Age, a title that…

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Woman Who’s Just ‘One of the Guys’ in D&D Group Roleplaying as Someone Who Doesn’t Find Them SexistWoman Who’s Just ‘One of the Guys’ in D&D Group Roleplaying as Someone Who Doesn’t Find Them Sexist

Woman Who’s Just ‘One of the Guys’ in D&D Group Roleplaying as Someone Who Doesn’t Find Them Sexist

SAN DIEGO — Sarah Rodriguez attended her weekly D&D meetup today where she roleplays as a human rogue woman named…

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High School Student Begins New Game Plus of Senior YearHigh School Student Begins New Game Plus of Senior Year

High School Student Begins New Game Plus of Senior Year

HAMILTON, Ohio —  After choosing the “bad grades” story route during his initial playthrough of senior year, Tommy Martin has…

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Hero Foretold by Ancient Prophecy Prefers FishingHero Foretold by Ancient Prophecy Prefers Fishing

Hero Foretold by Ancient Prophecy Prefers Fishing

TAMRIEL — A local hero, who many citizens of Tamriel are counting on to save their land from impending doom,…

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Guy in D&D Group Clearly Wants to Fuck His CharacterGuy in D&D Group Clearly Wants to Fuck His Character

Guy in D&D Group Clearly Wants to Fuck His Character

LOS ANGELES — After numerous campaigns, it reportedly became obvious to members of a local Dungeons and Dragons group that…

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Shitty Waterfall In Dumbass Game Doesn’t Even Have Stupid Cave Behind ItShitty Waterfall In Dumbass Game Doesn’t Even Have Stupid Cave Behind It

Shitty Waterfall In Dumbass Game Doesn’t Even Have Stupid Cave Behind It

MODESTO, Calif. — Local gamer Ryan Aguirre discovered that, against all odds, the goddamn waterfall his character spotted from across…

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