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Dungeon Master Sneaks a Few Real Dice in With Those Sex OnesDungeon Master Sneaks a Few Real Dice in With Those Sex Ones

Dungeon Master Sneaks Few Real Dice in With Those Sex Ones

PITTSBURGH — A recent attempt at invigorating the intimacy of Dana Boyer’s relationship with an avid role-playing fanatic ended horribly…

5 years ago
Noble Paladin With Lovingly Written 8-Page Backstory Dies Twenty Minutes Into AdventureNoble Paladin With Lovingly Written 8-Page Backstory Dies Twenty Minutes Into Adventure

Noble Paladin With Lovingly Written 8-Page Backstory Dies Twenty Minutes Into Adventure

ST. PAUL, Minn. — First time Dungeons & Dragons player Craig Walcott was shocked when his Half-Elf Paladin, Sur Swenstance…

5 years ago
D&D Party Member With -3 Charisma Keeps Trying to Fucking Roll DeceptionD&D Party Member With -3 Charisma Keeps Trying to Fucking Roll Deception

D&D Party Member With -3 Charisma Keeps Trying to Fucking Roll Deception

WASHINGTON — Sarah Huckabee Sanders, roleplaying as Press Secretary, was seen attempting yet another Deception roll despite her character sporting…

7 years ago
Woman Who’s Just ‘One of the Guys’ in D&D Group Roleplaying as Someone Who Doesn’t Find Them SexistWoman Who’s Just ‘One of the Guys’ in D&D Group Roleplaying as Someone Who Doesn’t Find Them Sexist

Woman Who’s Just ‘One of the Guys’ in D&D Group Roleplaying as Someone Who Doesn’t Find Them Sexist

SAN DIEGO — Sarah Rodriguez attended her weekly D&D meetup today where she roleplays as a human rogue woman named…

7 years ago
True Neutral Woman Considers Herself Chaotic GoodTrue Neutral Woman Considers Herself Chaotic Good

True Neutral Woman Considers Herself Chaotic Good

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local roleplaying enthusiast Susan Warburton, confirmed to be “true neutral” on the alignment chart by close friends…

7 years ago
Minor With 10 Charisma Buys AlcoholMinor With 10 Charisma Buys Alcohol

Minor With 10 Charisma Buys Alcohol

DENVER — Sources have reported that slick-talking seventeen-year-old, Marty Johnson, went into a grocery store and used his high charisma…

8 years ago
Guard With Four Arrows in Torso Starting to Think Intruder NearbyGuard With Four Arrows in Torso Starting to Think Intruder Nearby

Guard With Four Arrows in Torso Starting to Think Intruder Nearby

WHITERUN, Skyr. — Night Watchman Thorbjorg Halmsteim told reporters he began to suspect a trespasser might be afoot today, after…

8 years ago
Group Finally Schedules Conversation about How Much Fun It Would Be to Play D&D Some TimeGroup Finally Schedules Conversation about How Much Fun It Would Be to Play D&D Some Time

Group Finally Schedules Conversation about How Much Fun It Would Be to Play D&D Some Time

BINGHAMTON, N.Y. — Zack Borman and a few of his friends were able to set aside a few hours, after…

8 years ago
Boyfriend Was Hoping for a Different Kind of Role-PlayingBoyfriend Was Hoping for a Different Kind of Role-Playing

Boyfriend Was Hoping for Different Kind of Role-Playing

ST. JOSEPH, Mich. — Brian Freemont was dismayed Thursday evening after being promised a night of wild role-playing by his…

8 years ago