roleplaying

Dungeon Master Sneaks Few Real Dice in With Those Sex Ones

PITTSBURGH — A recent attempt at invigorating the intimacy of Dana Boyer’s relationship with an avid role-playing fanatic ended horribly…

4 years ago

Noble Paladin With Lovingly Written 8-Page Backstory Dies Twenty Minutes Into Adventure

ST. PAUL, Minn. — First time Dungeons & Dragons player Craig Walcott was shocked when his Half-Elf Paladin, Sur Swenstance…

5 years ago

D&D Party Member With -3 Charisma Keeps Trying to Fucking Roll Deception

WASHINGTON — Sarah Huckabee Sanders, roleplaying as Press Secretary, was seen attempting yet another Deception roll despite her character sporting…

6 years ago

Woman Who’s Just ‘One of the Guys’ in D&D Group Roleplaying as Someone Who Doesn’t Find Them Sexist

SAN DIEGO — Sarah Rodriguez attended her weekly D&D meetup today where she roleplays as a human rogue woman named…

6 years ago

True Neutral Woman Considers Herself Chaotic Good

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local roleplaying enthusiast Susan Warburton, confirmed to be “true neutral” on the alignment chart by close friends…

7 years ago

Minor With 10 Charisma Buys Alcohol

DENVER — Sources have reported that slick-talking seventeen-year-old, Marty Johnson, went into a grocery store and used his high charisma…

7 years ago

Guard With Four Arrows in Torso Starting to Think Intruder Nearby

WHITERUN, Skyr. — Night Watchman Thorbjorg Halmsteim told reporters he began to suspect a trespasser might be afoot today, after…

7 years ago

Group Finally Schedules Conversation about How Much Fun It Would Be to Play D&D Some Time

BINGHAMTON, N.Y. — Zack Borman and a few of his friends were able to set aside a few hours, after…

7 years ago

Boyfriend Was Hoping for Different Kind of Role-Playing

ST. JOSEPH, Mich. — Brian Freemont was dismayed Thursday evening after being promised a night of wild role-playing by his…

7 years ago