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Asshole D&D Player Can’t Make Session Because ‘Their Parents Died’

MIDDLETON, Wis. — Local dipshit and occasional tabletop gamer Christian Taylor has cancelled on his supposedly regular Dungeons and Dragons…

3 years ago

Pope Heartbroken to Discover Church Is Evil in Most JRPGs

VATICAN CITY — Following an announcement from Vatican officials that Pope Francis has started playing video games to pass time…

4 years ago

Dog Wastes Only Inventory Slot on Frisbee

SEATTLE — Adorable old english sheepdog and total noob, Pancakes, blew the only slot in his extremely limited inventory on…

4 years ago

RPG Town Shop Goes Bankrupt After Buying $10,000 in Trinkets From Adventurer

NETINNDEL — An RPG shop owner has been forced to close up his local shop and declare bankruptcy after buying…

4 years ago

World’s Most Boring Video Game Player Raises Defense Stat

PEORIA, Ill. — Friends of Shaun Conner were disappointed but unsurprised as he continually raised the defense stat of his…

4 years ago

Realm’s Chosen Savior Agonizing at Lair Entrance Whether to Drop Broadsword or Scimitar

HYMERA — At the end of a harrowing journey to rescue his land from certain devastation, steadfast warrior Demetrios Cherwink…

4 years ago

RPG Quests Distract Player From Hours of Riveting Menu Gameplay

WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. — After sinking a solid weekend into the RPG Manifest Beyond, local gamer Mallory Cruz began to…

4 years ago

Useless NPC Shares Boring Personal Story That’s Not Even Clue or Anything

EDMOND, Okla. — Upon directing his hero to talk to a kindly NPC, local gamer Rory Leech was devastated to…

5 years ago

High School Student Begins New Game Plus of Senior Year

HAMILTON, Ohio —  After choosing the “bad grades” story route during his initial playthrough of senior year, Tommy Martin has…

6 years ago