August 30, 2020 Dungeon Master Sneaks a Few Real Dice in With Those Sex Ones Dungeon Master Sneaks a Few Real Dice in With Those Sex Ones PITTSBURGH â A recent attempt at invigorating the intimacy of Dana Boyerâs relationship with an avid role-playing fanatic ended horribly after her husband Stephen Barker…
December 30, 2019 Noble Paladin With Lovingly Written 8-Page Backstory Dies Twenty Minutes Into Adventure Noble Paladin With Lovingly Written 8-Page Backstory Dies Twenty Minutes Into Adventure ST. PAUL, Minn. â First time Dungeons & Dragons player Craig Walcott was shocked when his Half-Elf Paladin, Sur Swenstance Silverheart III, Noble Son of…
November 9, 2018 D&D Party Member With -3 Charisma Keeps Trying to Fucking Roll Deception D&D Party Member With -3 Charisma Keeps Trying to Fucking Roll Deception WASHINGTON â Sarah Huckabee Sanders, roleplaying as Press Secretary, was seen attempting yet another Deception roll despite her character sporting an abysmal 5 total Charisma…
September 24, 2018 Woman Whoâs Just âOne of the Guysâ in D&D Group Roleplaying as Someone Who Doesnât Find Them Sexist Woman Whoâs Just âOne of the Guysâ in D&D Group Roleplaying as Someone Who Doesnât Find Them Sexist SAN DIEGO â Sarah Rodriguez attended her weekly D&D meetup today where she roleplays as a human rogue woman named Sarah Rodriguez who doesnât find…
April 19, 2018 True Neutral Woman Considers Herself Chaotic Good True Neutral Woman Considers Herself Chaotic Good ROCHESTER, N.Y. â Local roleplaying enthusiast Susan Warburton, confirmed to be âtrue neutralâ on the alignment chart by close friends and family, considers herself to…
November 28, 2017 Minor With 10 Charisma Buys Alcohol Minor With 10 Charisma Buys Alcohol DENVER â Sources have reported that slick-talking seventeen-year-old, Marty Johnson, went into a grocery store and used his high charisma rating to purchase alcohol for…
November 7, 2017 Guard With Four Arrows in Torso Starting to Think Intruder Nearby Guard With Four Arrows in Torso Starting to Think Intruder Nearby WHITERUN, Skyr. â Night Watchman Thorbjorg Halmsteim told reporters he began to suspect a trespasser might be afoot today, after he felt a fourth arrow…
September 20, 2017 Group Finally Schedules Conversation about How Much Fun It Would Be to Play D&D Some Time Group Finally Schedules Conversation about How Much Fun It Would Be to Play D&D Some Time BINGHAMTON, N.Y. â Zack Borman and a few of his friends were able to set aside a few hours, after months of scheduling conflicts and…
September 8, 2017 Boyfriend Was Hoping for a Different Kind of Role-Playing Boyfriend Was Hoping for a Different Kind of Role-Playing ST. JOSEPH, Mich. â Brian Freemont was dismayed Thursday evening after being promised a night of wild role-playing by his girlfriend Abbie Case only to…
