August 16, 2020 Gamers Riot in Streets to Ensure Epic Gets Better Revenue Sharing Deal With Apple Gamers Riot in Streets to Ensure Epic Gets Better Revenue Sharing Deal With Apple SEATTLE — In response to the escalating tension between Apple and Epic, masses of angry gamers have taken to the streets to show support for…
June 1, 2020 Looter Has Zero Regard for Neighbor’s Property Looter Has Zero Regard for Neighbor’s Property HYRULE — A local looter named Link was seen breaking into random buildings, destroying valuable clay pots and stealing the money within, according to concerned…
May 2, 2020 Historically Shit-Sucking Gamer Swears ‘Valorant’ Is Going to Be Different Historically Shit-Sucking Gamer Swears ‘Valorant’ Is Going to Be Different GREENSBORO, N.C. — Local gamer Harry Olsen, who has sucked shit at every single video game he has ever played, swears he is going to…
November 19, 2019 Geoff Keighley Announces Best Layoffs Category for Game Awards Geoff Keighley Announces Best Layoffs Category for Game Awards LOS ANGELES — During a YouTube livestream announcing the nominees for the upcoming 2019 Game Awards, founder and host Geoff Keighley dropped the news that…
