July 6, 2020 Game Critic Stands Perfectly Still to Avoid Naughty Dog PR Representative Attempting to Echolocate Them Game Critic Stands Perfectly Still to Avoid Naughty Dog PR Representative Attempting to Echolocate Them NEW YORK — While on a trip to the grocery store to restock for quarantine, games journalist Benny Kleiner had to breathlessly duck behind a…
April 14, 2020 IGN Writer Goes Postal, Leaving 13 Great, 6 Amazing IGN Writer Goes Postal, Leaving 13 Great, 6 Amazing SAN FRANCISCO — Friends and family were left looking for answers after a lone IGN writer stormed out of the company’s offices this morning and…
April 10, 2020 Review: ‘Resident Evil 3’ Failed to Deliver One Scare After We Muted It and Turned on All the Lights Review: ‘Resident Evil 3’ Failed to Deliver One Scare After We Muted It and Turned on All the Lights Resident Evil 3 is the latest remake in the sprawling, allegedly scary franchise, and, on the surface, picks up where last year’s masterful Resident Evil…
April 9, 2020 Animal Crossing: New Horizons is So Beautiful You Can Almost Forget It’s a Rehab Facility Animal Crossing: New Horizons is So Beautiful You Can Almost Forget It’s a Rehab Facility Written by Jay Miller Narrated by Mark Roebuck Edited by Peter Kemme
January 19, 2020 Game Critic Describes New Stapler as ‘Positively Oozing With Charm’ Game Critic Describes New Stapler as ‘Positively Oozing With Charm’ SAN FRANCISCO — IGN game critic Michael Sherman has reportedly cracked under the pressure of his job and issued a review of the stapler in…
November 15, 2019 Review: Pokémon Sword and Shield are Games With Features and I Am Scared to Say Any More Review: Pokémon Sword and Shield are Games With Features and I Am Scared to Say Any More Hello and rejoice, Pokémon fans, because today is the release of Pokémon Sword and Shield! This is our review of it and I can say…
November 5, 2019 Ah, Shit: We Forgot to Review ‘Game of Thrones’ Ah, Shit: We Forgot to Review ‘Game of Thrones’ Winter has come, the bells have tolled, and now our watch has ended. Game of Thrones, the fantasy juggernaut that launched HBO into the streaming…
November 4, 2019 Review: Apple Arcade is a Five Star Service Review: Apple Arcade is a Five Star Service Between the Nintendo Switch and the evolution of mobile technology, it has never been a better time to be a gamer plagued by a constant…
September 2, 2019 Review: ‘Joker’ is a Dangerous Film That Will Incite Lonely White Men to Try Stand-Up Comedy Review: ‘Joker’ is a Dangerous Film That Will Incite Lonely White Men to Try Stand-Up Comedy Todd Phillips’ Joker is a beautifully directed yet haunted film about a disturbed man that I fear will inspire a generation of our nation’s most…
