relationships

World 1-1 Koopa Claims to be World 3-6 Para-Koopa On Dating App

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Continuing the trend of deceitful users of the Mushroom Kingdom’s dominant dating app, Mushd, a love-seeking Goomba…

5 years ago

Man Shocked to Discover Girlfriend Entirely CGI After Watching VFX Breakdown

FORT WAYNE, Ind. — Local boyfriend Steven Owen was shocked to discover that his girlfriend of three years was entirely…

5 years ago

Boyfriend Can’t Find the Crit

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Local woman Anita Harrison expressed disappointment during a game of Dungeons and Dragons when her boyfriend Steven…

5 years ago

Boyfriend Down to Two Stocks After Being Knocked Off Bed

ALBANY, N.Y. — Local boyfriend Dennis McElris is reportedly down to just two stocks after being knocked off the bed…

5 years ago

QA Tester Also Good at Finding Flaws in Friend’s New Boyfriend

ROCKVILLE, Md. — Gabriel Callahan, a Maryland local and QA Tester at Bethesda Softworks, is also pretty good at finding…

5 years ago

Man Equips Lvl 4 Gear for Lvl 30 Date

RICHMOND, Va. — Mistakenly assuming that his ordinary equipment would be adequate to see him through the encounter, IT specialist…

5 years ago

Woman Starting to Warm Up to Man Who Brings Her Two Bars of Solid Gold Every Week

STARDEW VALLEY  — Local resident and gadget builder Maru has reportedly begun to feel a new sense of intimacy toward…

6 years ago

Nerd Couple Has Klingon-Themed Divorce

CLACKAMAS, Ore. — Citing irreconcilable differences, local Trekkies Paul and Lisa Ash went into painstaking detail to make sure that…

6 years ago

5 Scott Pilgrim Quotes That Nice Boy Over There Will Use to Justify Abusing You

Do you love comic books? Here are the top five Scott Pilgrim quotes you can expect that unassuming “male feminist”…

6 years ago