relationships

Stitcher Rebrands as Dating App for Parasocial RelationshipsStitcher Rebrands as Dating App for Parasocial Relationships

Stitcher Rebrands as Dating App for Parasocial Relationships

NEW YORK — Popular podcast app Stitcher announced today that they are rebranding as a dating app, specifically for parasocial…

4 years ago
Tinder User’s Favorite Hobbies Mostly Just Vital Bodily FunctionsTinder User’s Favorite Hobbies Mostly Just Vital Bodily Functions

Tinder User’s Favorite Hobbies Mostly Just Vital Bodily Functions

BOCA RATON, Fla. — Debuting his brand-new dating profile, local Tinder user David Bloom, 29, advertised his long-held passions for…

5 years ago
Man Worried He’ll Never Find Open World Game as Good as HerMan Worried He’ll Never Find Open World Game as Good as Her

Man Worried He’ll Never Find Open World Game as Good as Her

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local gamer Joe Fleming is reportedly worried that Nintendo’s stunning masterpiece Breath of the Wild has ruined…

5 years ago
Boyfriend Takes -7 Environmental Damage Per Second on Mission to Grocery StoreBoyfriend Takes -7 Environmental Damage Per Second on Mission to Grocery Store

Boyfriend Takes -7 Environmental Damage Per Second on Mission to Grocery Store

OXFORD, Ohio — In a journey that exposed one of his most glaring character vulnerabilities, local boyfriend Zach McInnes suffered…

5 years ago
Speedrunner Doesn’t Believe Girlfriend’s Tool-Assisted Orgasm ValidSpeedrunner Doesn’t Believe Girlfriend’s Tool-Assisted Orgasm Valid

Speedrunner Doesn’t Believe Girlfriend’s Tool-Assisted Orgasm Valid

SACRAMENTO — Video game speedrunner Ashton Clemens insisted that a significant portion of his girlfriend’s orgasms were completed incorrectly, arguing…

5 years ago
Dungeon Master Sneaks a Few Real Dice in With Those Sex OnesDungeon Master Sneaks a Few Real Dice in With Those Sex Ones

Dungeon Master Sneaks Few Real Dice in With Those Sex Ones

PITTSBURGH — A recent attempt at invigorating the intimacy of Dana Boyer’s relationship with an avid role-playing fanatic ended horribly…

5 years ago
Fed Up Boyfriend Downloading Overcooked Knows Exactly What He’s DoingFed Up Boyfriend Downloading Overcooked Knows Exactly What He’s Doing

Fed Up Boyfriend Downloading Overcooked Knows Exactly What He’s Doing

CHICAGO — 27-year-old Jimmy Pryor downloaded the popular party game Overcooked 2 onto his Nintendo Switch which he shares with…

5 years ago
Divorcing Couple Agrees to Joint Custody of RaymondDivorcing Couple Agrees to Joint Custody of Raymond

Divorcing Couple Agrees to Joint Custody of Raymond

RIDGEWOOD, N.J. — After hours of mediation, divorcing couple David and Sophie Keller have finally found middle ground as they…

5 years ago
Current Relationship Covering Load Time for Next RelationshipCurrent Relationship Covering Load Time for Next Relationship

Current Relationship Covering Load Time for Next Relationship

PLANO,Texas — Local man Daniel Masterson recently discovered that his current relationship with Alexa Freedman is just covering up the…

5 years ago