August 14, 2019 Relaunched StumbleUpon Shuffles User Between Twitter, Reddit, and Facebook Relaunched StumbleUpon Shuffles User Between Twitter, Reddit, and Facebook SAN FRANCISCO — The creators of the once-popular website StumbleUpon announced today they are relaunching the service for the modern internet era and will allow…
May 30, 2019 Borderlands 3 Script Finished After Day of Browsing KnowYourMeme.com Borderlands 3 Script Finished After Day of Browsing KnowYourMeme.com FRISCO, Texas — The writing team for Borderlands 3 has handed in the final draft of the game’s script after spending a single workday on…
April 2, 2019 Power Surges Through Reddit Moderator’s Body as He Bans User During Social Studies Power Surges Through Reddit Moderator’s Body as He Bans User During Social Studies KANSAS, Okla. — Local eighth grader and moderator for subreddit r/gaming Kris Stevens reportedly felt power coursing through his veins as he banned a user…
December 9, 2018 Opinion: You’re Gatekeeping Wrong Opinion: You’re Gatekeeping Wrong I am so goddamn sick of seeing fake gatekeepers on the internet telling people they aren’t real fans of something, because they are gatekeeping all…
October 13, 2018 Woman Buys Game Just to Understand Memes Woman Buys Game Just to Understand Memes AUSTIN, Texas — Local gamer Christine McNamara bought a full-price $60 version of popular video game Overwatch today solely to understand the constant Overwatch-related memes…
April 12, 2018 Anime Shitposting Group Closest Thing Man Has to Family Anime Shitposting Group Closest Thing Man Has to Family RICHMOND, Va. — That the only people local bachelor Scott Eckhart feels a familial connection with are the members of an anime shitposting Facebook group…
April 5, 2018 Mainstream Acceptance of Nerd Culture Leaves Thousands of Gatekeepers Unemployed Mainstream Acceptance of Nerd Culture Leaves Thousands of Gatekeepers Unemployed LOS ANGELES — Recent labor statistics show the number of gatekeeper positions available in the United States dropped 30% between 2016 and 2017, and is…
April 3, 2018 Million Redditors With Million Keyboards Accidentally Write Westworld Season 2 Million Redditors With Million Keyboards Accidentally Write Westworld Season 2 LOS ANGELES — With the season two premiere of HBO’s Westworld on the horizon, a group of one million Redditors were miraculously able to recreate…
February 7, 2018 New Black Mirror Theory Explains How Every Episode Fits into Zelda Timeline New Black Mirror Theory Explains How Every Episode Fits into Zelda Timeline A fan theory demonstrating how every episode of Black Mirror falls perfectly within the Zelda timeline has been developed by anonymous Reddit user u/Waldo-Cucoo. Waldo-Cucoo…
