May 18, 2020 ‘Community’ Virtual Table Read Loses Most Cast Members Part Way Through ‘Community’ Virtual Table Read Loses Most Cast Members Part Way Through LOS ANGELES — The cast of the cult hit sitcom Community surprised fans this week with a reunion over Zoom, although most of the original…
May 16, 2020 Man Sets Unrealistic Fitness Goal of Looking Good in Switch Screen Reflection Man Sets Unrealistic Fitness Goal of Looking Good in Switch Screen Reflection CAYCE, S.C. — Local gamer James Larson recently announced his wildly unrealistic fitness goal of looking good in the reflection of his Switch screen. “I’m…
May 15, 2020 Man Can’t Wait to Suck at Jackbox In Person Again Man Can’t Wait to Suck at Jackbox In Person Again KANSAS CITY, Kan. — Local gamer Collin Hackett is reportedly excited for the quarantine to be over so he can suck at Jackbox, the popular…
May 9, 2020 Voltron Team Members Have Zoom Meeting Voltron Team Members Have Zoom Meeting PLANET ARUS — The five members of Voltron Force, the team that pilots the super robot known as Voltron, assembled remotely from their homes for…
May 6, 2020 Quarantined Gamer Dangerously Close to Finishing Game Quarantined Gamer Dangerously Close to Finishing Game RESTON, Va. — With America approaching a third month of quarantine due to COVID-19, gamer James Batson is reportedly battling a rare challenge: he is…
May 6, 2020 Todd Howard Delays Elder Scrolls VI Due to ‘Corona-18 or Whatever’ Todd Howard Delays Elder Scrolls VI Due to ‘Corona-18 or Whatever’ ROCKVILLE, Md. — At a press conference held earlier today, Bethesda director Todd Howard was relieved to announce that the highly anticipated Elder Scrolls VI…
May 5, 2020 Dude Down to Protest Anything as Long as He Can Wear Cool Guy Fawkes Mask Dude Down to Protest Anything as Long as He Can Wear Cool Guy Fawkes Mask LANSING, Mich. — A protester at a recent demonstration against the state’s pandemic response has revealed that he’ll show up at more or less any…
May 5, 2020 Wizards of the Coast Change ‘Magic: The Gathering’ to Just ‘Magic’ to Encourage Social Distancing Wizards of the Coast Change ‘Magic: The Gathering’ to Just ‘Magic’ to Encourage Social Distancing RENTON, Wash. — As the COVID-19 pandemic sweeps the nation, a spokesman for Wizards of the Coast announced today that the popular trading card game…
April 28, 2020 Community Applauds at 3 a.m. Every Day to Celebrate Gaming Heroes Who Don’t Go Outside Community Applauds at 3 a.m. Every Day to Celebrate Gaming Heroes Who Don’t Go Outside NEW YORK — The residents of New York City have begun applauding out their windows every single day at three in the morning to celebrate…
