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AMC Reopens Theaters With Strict ‘No Outside Coronavirus’ PolicyAMC Reopens Theaters With Strict ‘No Outside Coronavirus’ Policy

AMC Reopens Theaters With Strict ‘No Outside Coronavirus’ Policy

ATLANTA — AMC Theatres announced today that they will begin reopening locations across Georgia as the state begins relaxing its…

5 years ago
NYC Resident Plays Spider-Man Just to Remember What It Was Like to Walk AroundNYC Resident Plays Spider-Man Just to Remember What It Was Like to Walk Around

NYC Resident Plays Spider-Man Just to Remember What It Was Like to Walk Around

NEW YORK — Quarantined Manhattan resident Jesse Whittle is reportedly replaying Spider-Man on the PlayStation 4 just to remember what…

5 years ago
Laid Off Gamer Plays Switch in Bathroom Just to Feel Normal AgainLaid Off Gamer Plays Switch in Bathroom Just to Feel Normal Again

Laid Off Gamer Plays Switch in Bathroom Just to Feel Normal Again

LINCOLN, Neb. — After being laid off from his job at a regional cardboard box supply company last week, local…

5 years ago
Jim Carrey Seen Wearing Mask to Get GroceriesJim Carrey Seen Wearing Mask to Get Groceries

Jim Carrey Seen Wearing Mask to Get Groceries

LOS ANGELES — In an effort to prevent the spread of coronavirus to those in a local Trader Joe’s, actor…

5 years ago
Study Shows the Most Played Video Game of the Quarantine is ‘Try Not to Cum Challenge’Study Shows the Most Played Video Game of the Quarantine is ‘Try Not to Cum Challenge’

Study Shows the Most Played Video Game of the Quarantine is ‘Try Not to Cum Challenge’

NEW YORK — A new study by Columbia University has revealed that the most played video game of the COVID-19…

5 years ago
Hackers Leak White House Plans for Great Depression Definitive EditionHackers Leak White House Plans for Great Depression Definitive Edition

Hackers Leak White House Plans for Great Depression Definitive Edition

WASHINGTON — An anonymous source has datamined the United States government and leaked what appears to be future plans for…

5 years ago
Inspiring: This Nerd Took to His Balcony to Keep Shouting About ‘The Last Jedi’Inspiring: This Nerd Took to His Balcony to Keep Shouting About ‘The Last Jedi’

Inspiring: This Nerd Took to His Balcony to Keep Shouting About ‘The Last Jedi’

SEATTLE —  As a nation shelters inside its homes amidst the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic, one opinionated citizen inspired many by…

5 years ago
Amidst Pandemic, Naughty Dog Allows Employees to Sleep at HomeAmidst Pandemic, Naughty Dog Allows Employees to Sleep at Home

Amidst Pandemic, Naughty Dog Allows Employees to Sleep at Home

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — With the continuing spread of the COVID-19 pandemic and nonessential businesses being asked to send workers…

5 years ago
MMORPG Player Accidentally on Day 32 of Self QuarantineMMORPG Player Accidentally on Day 32 of Self Quarantine

MMORPG Player Accidentally on Day 32 of Self Quarantine

ATLANTA — Local World of Warcraft player John Fleming was on his 32nd day of self quarantining when he learned…

5 years ago