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‘Community’ Virtual Table Read Loses Most Cast Members Part Way Through‘Community’ Virtual Table Read Loses Most Cast Members Part Way Through

‘Community’ Virtual Table Read Loses Most Cast Members Part Way Through

LOS ANGELES — The cast of the cult hit sitcom Community surprised fans this week with a reunion over Zoom,…

5 years ago
Man Sets Unrealistic Fitness Goal of Looking Good in Switch Screen ReflectionMan Sets Unrealistic Fitness Goal of Looking Good in Switch Screen Reflection

Man Sets Unrealistic Fitness Goal of Looking Good in Switch Screen Reflection

CAYCE, S.C. — Local gamer James Larson recently announced his wildly unrealistic fitness goal of looking good in the reflection…

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Man Can’t Wait to Suck at Jackbox In Person AgainMan Can’t Wait to Suck at Jackbox In Person Again

Man Can’t Wait to Suck at Jackbox In Person Again

KANSAS CITY, Kan. — Local gamer Collin Hackett is reportedly excited for the quarantine to be over so he can…

5 years ago
Voltron Team Members Have Zoom MeetingVoltron Team Members Have Zoom Meeting

Voltron Team Members Have Zoom Meeting

PLANET ARUS — The five members of Voltron Force, the team that pilots the super robot known as Voltron, assembled…

5 years ago
Quarantined Gamer Dangerously Close to Finishing GameQuarantined Gamer Dangerously Close to Finishing Game

Quarantined Gamer Dangerously Close to Finishing Game

RESTON, Va. — With America approaching a third month of quarantine due to COVID-19, gamer James Batson is reportedly battling…

5 years ago
Todd Howard Delays Elder Scrolls VI Due to ‘Corona-18 or Whatever’Todd Howard Delays Elder Scrolls VI Due to ‘Corona-18 or Whatever’

Todd Howard Delays Elder Scrolls VI Due to ‘Corona-18 or Whatever’

ROCKVILLE, Md. — At a press conference held earlier today, Bethesda director Todd Howard was relieved to announce that the…

5 years ago
Dude Down to Protest Anything as Long as He Can Wear Cool Guy Fawkes MaskDude Down to Protest Anything as Long as He Can Wear Cool Guy Fawkes Mask

Dude Down to Protest Anything as Long as He Can Wear Cool Guy Fawkes Mask

LANSING, Mich. — A protester at a recent demonstration against the state’s pandemic response has revealed that he’ll show up…

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Wizards of the Coast Change ‘Magic: The Gathering’ to Just ‘Magic’ to Encourage Social DistancingWizards of the Coast Change ‘Magic: The Gathering’ to Just ‘Magic’ to Encourage Social Distancing

Wizards of the Coast Change ‘Magic: The Gathering’ to Just ‘Magic’ to Encourage Social Distancing

RENTON, Wash. — As the COVID-19 pandemic sweeps the nation, a spokesman for Wizards of the Coast announced today that…

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Community Applauds at 3 a.m. Every Day to Celebrate Gaming Heroes Who Don’t Go OutsideCommunity Applauds at 3 a.m. Every Day to Celebrate Gaming Heroes Who Don’t Go Outside

Community Applauds at 3 a.m. Every Day to Celebrate Gaming Heroes Who Don’t Go Outside

NEW YORK — The residents of New York City have begun applauding out their windows every single day at three…

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