quarantine

‘Community’ Virtual Table Read Loses Most Cast Members Part Way Through

LOS ANGELES — The cast of the cult hit sitcom Community surprised fans this week with a reunion over Zoom,…

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Man Sets Unrealistic Fitness Goal of Looking Good in Switch Screen Reflection

CAYCE, S.C. — Local gamer James Larson recently announced his wildly unrealistic fitness goal of looking good in the reflection…

5 years ago

Man Can’t Wait to Suck at Jackbox In Person Again

KANSAS CITY, Kan. — Local gamer Collin Hackett is reportedly excited for the quarantine to be over so he can…

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Voltron Team Members Have Zoom Meeting

PLANET ARUS — The five members of Voltron Force, the team that pilots the super robot known as Voltron, assembled…

5 years ago

Quarantined Gamer Dangerously Close to Finishing Game

RESTON, Va. — With America approaching a third month of quarantine due to COVID-19, gamer James Batson is reportedly battling…

5 years ago

Todd Howard Delays Elder Scrolls VI Due to ‘Corona-18 or Whatever’

ROCKVILLE, Md. — At a press conference held earlier today, Bethesda director Todd Howard was relieved to announce that the…

5 years ago

Dude Down to Protest Anything as Long as He Can Wear Cool Guy Fawkes Mask

LANSING, Mich. — A protester at a recent demonstration against the state’s pandemic response has revealed that he’ll show up…

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Wizards of the Coast Change ‘Magic: The Gathering’ to Just ‘Magic’ to Encourage Social Distancing

RENTON, Wash. — As the COVID-19 pandemic sweeps the nation, a spokesman for Wizards of the Coast announced today that…

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Community Applauds at 3 a.m. Every Day to Celebrate Gaming Heroes Who Don’t Go Outside

NEW YORK — The residents of New York City have begun applauding out their windows every single day at three…

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