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Guy Who Swears He’s Playing Skyrim VR Needs to Take His Dick Out for Some Reason

BOSTON — Boston College sophomore Daniel Milner recently purchased a PlayStation VR gaming headset and what he claimed was a…

5 years ago

Team Ninja Invents One-Handed Controller for Dead or Alive Xtreme Franchise

TOKYO — Yosuke Hayashi, president of famed software developer Team Ninja, announced the production of a new controller specifically designed…

6 years ago

Breaking With Tradition: Pope Francis Unveils Extensive Vatican Hentai Collection

VATICAN CITY — Tens of thousands of tourists from around the world are flocking to Vatican City to bear witness to the…

6 years ago

Uninspired Rule 34 Artist Just Going Through Motions of Drawing Sonic Eating Out Tails

ALBANY, N.Y.  — Revered Rule 34 artist Sophia Zinn is no longer feeling inspired by her various drawings of Sonic…

6 years ago

Keyboard Features Worn Out W, A, S, D, P, O, R, N, H, U, and B Keys

HOBOKEN, N.J. — PC gamer Grayson Cotter believes an issue with the keycaps of a top-of-the-line mechanical gaming keyboard he…

6 years ago

If You’re Such Big Overwatch Fan, Then Name Which Character I’m Masturbating to Right Now

Oh, you think you’re a big Overwatch fan, huh? Well if you’re so into Overwatch, then answer me this: Which…

7 years ago