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This $400 ‘Try Not to Cum’ Masterclass Dropped Its Price to $30 Today

Trying Not to Cum is increasing in popularity, but folks coming into the hobby sometimes struggle with getting started. This…

3 years ago

Man Convinced He’s Living ‘The Truman Show’ Gonna Masturbate Anyway

BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Recently divorced movie buff Darren Thorndike has not let his increasingly paranoid suspicion that his life is…

3 years ago

Porn Parody ‘Girls Done Quick’ Not Particularly Popular

LOS ANGELES — Girls Done Quick, a new livestreamed porn parody of the hit video game convention Games Done Quick…

3 years ago

Pornhub Premium Announces Family Plan

MONTREAL — Adult video streaming service PornHub recently announced their plans to further their expansion into the streaming market by…

4 years ago

Vengeful God Moves On to Next Thing Tumblr Holds Dear

HIGHER REALM — Overcome with wrath and scorn, the ruler of the universe has reportedly taken the next step toward…

4 years ago

Study Shows the Most Played Video Game of the Quarantine is ‘Try Not to Cum Challenge’

NEW YORK — A new study by Columbia University has revealed that the most played video game of the COVID-19…

4 years ago

Star Wars Porn Parody Changes Luke and Leia to Just Step Siblings

MONTREAL — Representatives from Brazzers have confirmed that their highly anticipated nine-part pornographic Star Wars parody series will modify the…

4 years ago

CNET Reviews the Best Laptops For Not Burning Your Bare Stomach While Watching Porn

Adapting to the ever-changing use of personal computers, CNET revealed a new section to their website today that allows consumers…

5 years ago

Pornhub Introduces Light Mode for Daytime Browsing

MONTREAL — Popular pornagraphic video sharing website Pornhub announced today the release of a new “Light Mode” which would feature…

5 years ago