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Guy Who Swears He’s Playing Skyrim VR Needs to Take His Dick Out for Some ReasonGuy Who Swears He’s Playing Skyrim VR Needs to Take His Dick Out for Some Reason

Guy Who Swears He’s Playing Skyrim VR Needs to Take His Dick Out for Some Reason

BOSTON — Boston College sophomore Daniel Milner recently purchased a PlayStation VR gaming headset and what he claimed was a…

6 years ago
Team Ninja Invents One-Handed Controller for Dead or Alive Xtreme FranchiseTeam Ninja Invents One-Handed Controller for Dead or Alive Xtreme Franchise

Team Ninja Invents One-Handed Controller for Dead or Alive Xtreme Franchise

TOKYO — Yosuke Hayashi, president of famed software developer Team Ninja, announced the production of a new controller specifically designed…

7 years ago
Breaking With Tradition: Pope Francis Unveils Extensive Vatican Hentai CollectionBreaking With Tradition: Pope Francis Unveils Extensive Vatican Hentai Collection

Breaking With Tradition: Pope Francis Unveils Extensive Vatican Hentai Collection

VATICAN CITY — Tens of thousands of tourists from around the world are flocking to Vatican City to bear witness to the…

7 years ago
Uninspired Rule 34 Artist Just Going Through Motions of Drawing Sonic Eating Out TailsUninspired Rule 34 Artist Just Going Through Motions of Drawing Sonic Eating Out Tails

Uninspired Rule 34 Artist Just Going Through Motions of Drawing Sonic Eating Out Tails

ALBANY, N.Y.  — Revered Rule 34 artist Sophia Zinn is no longer feeling inspired by her various drawings of Sonic…

7 years ago
Keyboard Features Worn Out W, A, S, D, P, O, R, N, H, U, and B KeysKeyboard Features Worn Out W, A, S, D, P, O, R, N, H, U, and B Keys

Keyboard Features Worn Out W, A, S, D, P, O, R, N, H, U, and B Keys

HOBOKEN, N.J. — PC gamer Grayson Cotter believes an issue with the keycaps of a top-of-the-line mechanical gaming keyboard he…

7 years ago
If You’re Such a Big Overwatch Fan, Then Name Which Character I’m Masturbating to Right NowIf You’re Such a Big Overwatch Fan, Then Name Which Character I’m Masturbating to Right Now

If You’re Such Big Overwatch Fan, Then Name Which Character I’m Masturbating to Right Now

Oh, you think you’re a big Overwatch fan, huh? Well if you’re so into Overwatch, then answer me this: Which…

7 years ago