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This $400 ‘Try Not to Cum’ Masterclass Dropped Its Price to $30 TodayThis $400 ‘Try Not to Cum’ Masterclass Dropped Its Price to $30 Today

This $400 ‘Try Not to Cum’ Masterclass Dropped Its Price to $30 Today

Trying Not to Cum is increasing in popularity, but folks coming into the hobby sometimes struggle with getting started. This…

4 years ago
Man Convinced He’s Living ‘The Truman Show’ Gonna Masturbate AnywayMan Convinced He’s Living ‘The Truman Show’ Gonna Masturbate Anyway

Man Convinced He’s Living ‘The Truman Show’ Gonna Masturbate Anyway

BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Recently divorced movie buff Darren Thorndike has not let his increasingly paranoid suspicion that his life is…

4 years ago
Porn Parody ‘Girls Done Quick’ Not Particularly PopularPorn Parody ‘Girls Done Quick’ Not Particularly Popular

Porn Parody ‘Girls Done Quick’ Not Particularly Popular

LOS ANGELES — Girls Done Quick, a new livestreamed porn parody of the hit video game convention Games Done Quick…

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Pornhub Premium Announces Family PlanPornhub Premium Announces Family Plan

Pornhub Premium Announces Family Plan

MONTREAL — Adult video streaming service PornHub recently announced their plans to further their expansion into the streaming market by…

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Vengeful God Moves On to Next Thing Tumblr Holds DearVengeful God Moves On to Next Thing Tumblr Holds Dear

Vengeful God Moves On to Next Thing Tumblr Holds Dear

HIGHER REALM — Overcome with wrath and scorn, the ruler of the universe has reportedly taken the next step toward…

4 years ago
Study Shows the Most Played Video Game of the Quarantine is ‘Try Not to Cum Challenge’Study Shows the Most Played Video Game of the Quarantine is ‘Try Not to Cum Challenge’

Study Shows the Most Played Video Game of the Quarantine is ‘Try Not to Cum Challenge’

NEW YORK — A new study by Columbia University has revealed that the most played video game of the COVID-19…

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Star Wars Porn Parody Changes Luke and Leia to Just Step SiblingsStar Wars Porn Parody Changes Luke and Leia to Just Step Siblings

Star Wars Porn Parody Changes Luke and Leia to Just Step Siblings

MONTREAL — Representatives from Brazzers have confirmed that their highly anticipated nine-part pornographic Star Wars parody series will modify the…

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CNET Reviews the Best Laptops For Not Burning Your Bare Stomach While Watching PornCNET Reviews the Best Laptops For Not Burning Your Bare Stomach While Watching Porn

CNET Reviews the Best Laptops For Not Burning Your Bare Stomach While Watching Porn

Adapting to the ever-changing use of personal computers, CNET revealed a new section to their website today that allows consumers…

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Pornhub Introduces Light Mode for Daytime BrowsingPornhub Introduces Light Mode for Daytime Browsing

Pornhub Introduces Light Mode for Daytime Browsing

MONTREAL — Popular pornagraphic video sharing website Pornhub announced today the release of a new “Light Mode” which would feature…

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