June 30, 2020 NBC Pulls 143 Episodes of Show for Glorifying White Supremacist Gang Activity NBC Pulls 143 Episodes of Show for Glorifying White Supremacist Gang Activity NEW YORK — Following the removal of episodes of 30 Rock, Community, and Scrubs episodes from streaming services for featuring characters in blackface, NBC Universal…
June 26, 2020 Cops Leave Incendiary Red Barrels Near Protest Sites to Incite Violence Cops Leave Incendiary Red Barrels Near Protest Sites to Incite Violence CLEVELAND — Video evidence of police officers leaving incendiary red barrels near protest sites has created controversy online. “The barrels were not meant to incite…
June 22, 2020 Luigi Loses Left Eye In Collision With Rubber Bullet Bill Luigi Loses Left Eye In Collision With Rubber Bullet Bill NEW DONK CITY — Beloved local hero Luigi was blinded in his left eye at a protest against police brutality yesterday, when he collided with…
June 16, 2020 NYPD Sends Controller to Crime Lab After Officer Loses in Smash Bros NYPD Sends Controller to Crime Lab After Officer Loses in Smash Bros NEW YORK — The NYPD confirmed today that they have launched an official investigation into the controller purchased at a local GameStop by policeman Steve…
June 11, 2020 If We Defund the Police, Whose Goddamn Helicopters Am I Going to Steal? If We Defund the Police, Whose Goddamn Helicopters Am I Going to Steal? Hey you ugly motherfuckers! I’ve been watching your pissy little protests and I have just one little bitty question for you. WHERE THE FUCK AM…
June 5, 2020 Sony Rushes Out ‘Spider-Man’ DLC That Lets You Play as Spidey Breaking Up Protests in Brooklyn Sony Rushes Out ‘Spider-Man’ DLC That Lets You Play as Spidey Breaking Up Protests in Brooklyn BURBANK, Calif. — Insomniac Games has fast tracked DLC for their hit PlayStation 4 game Spider-Man that lets players control the costumed hero as he…
June 1, 2020 Violent Video Game Linked to Real Life Violence Violent Video Game Linked to Real Life Violence NEW YORK — A new study by Columbia University has found a potential link between violent video games where players control police officer characters and…
March 13, 2020 Police Manhunt Underway for Man Who Didn’t Pay for WinRAR License After 40 Day Trial Police Manhunt Underway for Man Who Didn’t Pay for WinRAR License After 40 Day Trial FRESNO, Calif. — New police helicopter video shows the massive response to accused WinRAR License thief Michael Ramsey as fifteen squad cars chased him down…
August 17, 2018 Cops Plant DOOM on School Shooter’s Computer Cops Plant DOOM on School Shooter’s Computer GLEN ROCK, N.J. — After sixteen-year-old Alex Stone opened fire at Glen Rock High School, killing ten students and injuring others before committed suicide, police…
