pokemon

Pikachu Overcome by Own Mortality Realizing He Will One Day Die and Become Duskull

JOHTO — Contemplating its afterlife for the first time in his life following a fierce battle, a local Pikachu fell…

5 years ago

Nation Not Sure Normal-Type Candidate Even Worth Catching

CEDAR RAPIDS, Mich. — After months of deliberation during a contentious Democratic primary, voters are beginning to wonder whether a…

5 years ago

CDC Warns Pokémania Much More Dangerous When Contracted as an Adult

ATLANTA — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is warning citizens about the dangers of contracting Pokémania as an…

5 years ago

Game Freak Confirms That Pokéball is Short for ‘Pocket Ball’

TOKYO — Putting years of speculation by the Pokémon fan community to rest, Game Freak team lead Shigeru Ohmori confirmed…

5 years ago

Opinion: How the Fuck Am I Normal Type Pokémon?

What does the word "normal" mean to you? Is it plain? Regular? What springs to mind when you think of…

5 years ago

Pokémon Is Kind of Fucked Up If You Think About It

A lot of people don’t realize this, but if you think about it — and I mean really think about…

5 years ago

Macy’s Under Fire For Reusing Last Year’s Pikachu Balloon in 2019 Thanksgiving Day Parade

NEW YORK — Macy’s is under intense scrutiny by eagle-eyed fans who discovered that the Pikachu balloon used in their…

5 years ago

No Need to Worry: Pokéball Head Guy Has Loving Family, Devoted Husband, and Three Incredible Children

We all love the Pokéball Head Guy, the guy who follows trainers around from gym to gym in the Galar…

5 years ago

Pokémon Trainer Dad Suddenly Remembers Kids Are at Day Care After Four Months

DES MOINES, Iowa — Local Pokémon trainer Dan Whitworth realized early this morning that two of his children were still…

5 years ago