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“With Great Power, Comes No Responsibility,” Cop Tells Spider-Man“With Great Power, Comes No Responsibility,” Cop Tells Spider-Man

“With Great Power, Comes No Responsibility,” Cop Tells Spider-Man

NEW YORK — New York police officer David Whitehead pulled Spider-Man aside today after teaming up to beat up a…

5 years ago
PlayStation 5 Owner Trying to Find Most Subtle Way to Get Old Roommate’s Netflix Password AgainPlayStation 5 Owner Trying to Find Most Subtle Way to Get Old Roommate’s Netflix Password Again

PlayStation 5 Owner Trying to Find Most Subtle Way to Get Old Roommate’s Netflix Password Again

NEW YORK — After getting a brand new PlayStation 5, Rick Warren reconnected with his old roommate in a subtle…

5 years ago
Size Queen Purchases PS5Size Queen Purchases PS5

Size Queen Purchases PS5

NEW YORK — Local size queen Sasha Carter reportedly purchased a PlayStation 5, the only console large enough to satisfy…

5 years ago
Wario64 Begins Handcrafting PS5s HimselfWario64 Begins Handcrafting PS5s Himself

Wario64 Begins Handcrafting PS5s Himself

SAN FRANCISCO — Amidst the growing need for production of more PlayStation 5’s, popular game deals purveyor Wario64 has taken…

5 years ago
358/2 Reasons You Should Play the ‘Kingdom Hearts’ Series358/2 Reasons You Should Play the ‘Kingdom Hearts’ Series

358/2 Reasons You Should Play the ‘Kingdom Hearts’ Series

Disney and Square Enix’s whimsical JRPG phenomenon, Kingdom Hearts, may be daunting to newcomers despite its longtime popularity. Each installment…

5 years ago
Donald Trump Decides to Buy PS5 After AllDonald Trump Decides to Buy PS5 After All

Donald Trump Decides to Buy PS5 After All

WASHINGTON — After initially claiming he was going to hold out until more exclusive next-gen titles became available, President Donald…

5 years ago
Sony Announces Foldable ‘New York Style’ PlayStation 5Sony Announces Foldable ‘New York Style’ PlayStation 5

Sony Announces Foldable ‘New York Style’ PlayStation 5

NEW YORK — Sony announced today in a press conference that they will be releasing a limited-edition foldable version of…

5 years ago
Man Can’t Throw Away PS2 Multitap in Case Three Friends Want to Get Together and Play a Few Rounds of ‘Twisted Metal: Black’Man Can’t Throw Away PS2 Multitap in Case Three Friends Want to Get Together and Play a Few Rounds of ‘Twisted Metal: Black’

Man Can’t Throw Away PS2 Multitap in Case Three Friends Want to Get Together and Play Few Rounds of ‘Twisted Metal: Black’

PARMA, Ohio —  Local game collector Steve Yalper is dutifully holding on to his vintage PlayStation 2 Multitap in case…

5 years ago
PlayStation Owner Wondering When Sony Is Going to Send Him All Those TrophiesPlayStation Owner Wondering When Sony Is Going to Send Him All Those Trophies

PlayStation Owner Wondering When Sony Is Going to Send Him All Those Trophies

CARRBORO, N.C. — A local gamer is on the warpath against Sony as, after six years, he has yet to…

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