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“With Great Power, Comes No Responsibility,” Cop Tells Spider-Man

NEW YORK — New York police officer David Whitehead pulled Spider-Man aside today after teaming up to beat up a…

4 years ago

PlayStation 5 Owner Trying to Find Most Subtle Way to Get Old Roommate’s Netflix Password Again

NEW YORK — After getting a brand new PlayStation 5, Rick Warren reconnected with his old roommate in a subtle…

4 years ago

Size Queen Purchases PS5

NEW YORK — Local size queen Sasha Carter reportedly purchased a PlayStation 5, the only console large enough to satisfy…

4 years ago

Wario64 Begins Handcrafting PS5s Himself

SAN FRANCISCO — Amidst the growing need for production of more PlayStation 5’s, popular game deals purveyor Wario64 has taken…

4 years ago

358/2 Reasons You Should Play the ‘Kingdom Hearts’ Series

Disney and Square Enix’s whimsical JRPG phenomenon, Kingdom Hearts, may be daunting to newcomers despite its longtime popularity. Each installment…

4 years ago

Donald Trump Decides to Buy PS5 After All

WASHINGTON — After initially claiming he was going to hold out until more exclusive next-gen titles became available, President Donald…

4 years ago

Sony Announces Foldable ‘New York Style’ PlayStation 5

NEW YORK — Sony announced today in a press conference that they will be releasing a limited-edition foldable version of…

4 years ago

Man Can’t Throw Away PS2 Multitap in Case Three Friends Want to Get Together and Play Few Rounds of ‘Twisted Metal: Black’

PARMA, Ohio —  Local game collector Steve Yalper is dutifully holding on to his vintage PlayStation 2 Multitap in case…

4 years ago

PlayStation Owner Wondering When Sony Is Going to Send Him All Those Trophies

CARRBORO, N.C. — A local gamer is on the warpath against Sony as, after six years, he has yet to…

4 years ago