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Sony Calls Emergency Meeting With Redditor u/LastofUs1296 After Callout Post

SAN MATEO, Calif. — Sony Interactive Entertainment scheduled an emergency meeting between their board of directors and u/LastofUs1296, an industry…

3 years ago

Todd Howard Wishes Bethesda Showcase Were Long Enough to Tell Every Single Playstation Owner to Fuck Themselves Individually

LOS ANGELES — Todd Howard expressed regret that Bethesda’s E3 showcase was only about an hour long, because he would…

3 years ago

Sony Releases PS5 That’s Just the Disc Drive

TOKYO — Sony announced this morning that they have developed a PlayStation 5 that’s just the disc drive. “We did…

3 years ago

Increasingly Loud PS4 Sprouts Propeller and Flies Away

TUCSON, Ariz. — A seven year old PlayStation 4 that has been making more and more noise has reportedly grown…

3 years ago

Report: PS3 Box Okay to Throw Out

YOUR HOUSE — A new report commissioned by Sony states that the PS3 box you’ve been keeping in your closet…

3 years ago

Sony and Criterion Announce Team Up to Release Entire Collection on PSP UMDs

NEW YORK — In a special broadcast from the Criterion Closet, Sony Interactive Entertainment CEO and President Jim Ryan announced…

3 years ago

Kumail Nanjiani Accidentally Crushes Fifth PS5 Controller This Week

LOS ANGELES — Kumail Nanjiani has accidentally shattered a DualSense controller into a thousand pieces for the fifth time this…

3 years ago

PS4 With ‘Cyberpunk’ Downloaded Listed on eBay Just In Case Anyone’s Stupid Enough to Go for That

DALLAS — Local gamer Carter Evans has reportedly listed his PS4 console containing a digital download of the now-delisted Cyberpunk…

3 years ago

Alex Honnold Completes First Free Solo Ascent of PS5

YOSEMITE, Calif. — Rock climber Alex Honnold has shocked both the athletic and gaming worlds by completing the first free…

3 years ago