April 23, 2021 Review: PS5 Undeniably Best Way to Play PS5 Games Review: PS5 Undeniably Best Way to Play PS5 Games The console wars are still a reality in the gaming world. Every year people rely on impartial reviewers to tell them which piece of hardware…
April 7, 2021 Guy Who Threw Away Box Without Looking Can’t Believe PS5 Didn’t Come With Power Cable Guy Who Threw Away Box Without Looking Can’t Believe PS5 Didn’t Come With Power Cable NEW YORK — Scoffing at the disappointing contents of the package he’d just paid $500 for, local man Tyler Lopresti, who just moments ago threw…
February 4, 2021 Sony Accidentally Vaporizes Demonstrator in Showcase of PS5’s Technical Power Sony Accidentally Vaporizes Demonstrator in Showcase of PS5’s Technical Power NEW YORK — CEO of Sony Interactive Entertainment Jim Ryan accidentally vaporized intern Kris Smythe in a livestream demonstration of the PlayStation 5 this morning,…
January 11, 2021 Sony Schedules PS5 Drop for Precise Moment Local Man Looks Away From Screen Sony Schedules PS5 Drop for Precise Moment Local Man Looks Away From Screen POUGHKEEPSIE, N.Y. — Aspiring PS5 owner John Blatzby has reportedly found some consistency in Sony’s seemingly random PS5 drops, claiming the company always schedules a…
October 5, 2020 Scientists Invent Unit of Time Small Enough to Measure Console Preorder Window Scientists Invent Unit of Time Small Enough to Measure Console Preorder Window BOSTON — Researchers have made an astonishing breakthrough in the study of time and space, discovering a measurement small enough to determine the exact amount…
March 16, 2020 We Broke Down the PlayStation 5 Prototype and Did Our Best to Put it Back Together Before Sony Came Back We Broke Down the PlayStation 5 Prototype and Did Our Best to Put it Back Together Before Sony Came Back There is no more feverish time in the world of video games than the dawn of a new generation of consoles. Details regarding the upcoming…
