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Everyone on Space Flight Murdered by Man’s Emotional Support Xenomorph

SOMEWHERE BETWEEN EARTH AND LV-462 — The Weyland-Yutani Corporation has found themselves under intense scrutiny after a xenomorph alien slaughtered…

5 years ago

Players Argue There is No Rule in the Dungeon Master’s Guide That Says Dog Can’t Play D&D

FERNFIELD, Wash. — Four Dungeons & Dragons players put their DM in a tough spot this past weekend when they…

5 years ago

Dog Chewing on Xbox Elite Controller Can Taste the $90 Difference

GAINESVILLE, Fla. — Butters, a five-year-old male Labrador Retriever, told reporters that he could taste the $90 difference between the…

6 years ago