November 14, 2020 Size Queen Purchases PS5 Size Queen Purchases PS5 NEW YORK — Local size queen Sasha Carter reportedly purchased a PlayStation 5, the only console large enough to satisfy her need for an enormous…
March 15, 2019 Man Whose Entire Body Made of Penis Praises Spore for Representation Man Whose Entire Body Made of Penis Praises Spore for Representation ERIE, Pa. — Local activist Mac Henderson staged an event to honor Spore, the 2008 life simulator from Maxis, for being first piece of art…
January 26, 2019 Here’s the Top 284 Custom Characters Banned From Soul Calibur Due to Being Penises Here’s the Top 284 Custom Characters Banned From Soul Calibur Due to Being Penises The release of Soul Calibur 6 brings a new character creator mode, which has allowed players to bring great matches such as a toaster vs.…
September 22, 2018 Nerd Buys Tiny Fedora to Wear on Penis In Case Anyone Sees It Nerd Buys Tiny Fedora to Wear on Penis In Case Anyone Sees It AUGUSTA, Maine — Local nerd Martin Beauchamp announced to fellow members of the online involuntarily celibate, also known as “incel,” community that he had purchased…
June 14, 2018 Sakurai: Waluigi is Too Big to Fit in Smash Bros Sakurai: Waluigi is Too Big to Fit in Smash Bros KYOTO, Japan — Masahiro Sakurai, creator of the video game series Super Smash Bros., explained to disappointed fans today that the reason Waluigi is not…
May 15, 2018 This is What Mario Would Look Like Without His Pubic Hair This is What Mario Would Look Like Without His Pubic Hair We’re used to how certain characters look in video games, right? And if they’re altered ever slightly, sometimes it can throw us for a loop.…
January 27, 2018 “Super Waluigi Odyssey” Indefinitely Shelved Due to Excessive Nudity “Super Waluigi Odyssey” Indefinitely Shelved Due to Excessive Nudity REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo told fans today that it will not be releasing the previously announced “Super Waluigi Odyssey” in the foreseeable future, citing it’s…
September 11, 2017 Nintendo Confirms Waluigi is Uncircumcised for Some Reason Nintendo Confirms Waluigi is Uncircumcised for Some Reason KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo President Tatsumi Kimishima divulged in an interview with Game Informer magazine yesterday that recurring character Waluigi is uncircumcised. The remarks were…
