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character creation, penis, soul caliburThe release of Soul Calibur 6 brings a new character creator mode, which has allowed players to bring great matches such as a toaster vs. your grandma. However, with such freedom, there is always a price we must pay. Bandai Namco has been forced to take action and ban inappropriate characters and guess what? Every single one of them is just a big ole penis.
The staff at Hard Drive teamed up with Bandai Namco to provide you with a list of these banned penises.
- Long Duk Dong
- Pedro
- Throbbin’ Hood
- Todd Howard
- Dicks Dickscockerson
- Lady Penis
- Phallow Hal
- Shiny Rayquaza w/rabies
- James Franco
- Big bertha
- Dick Wolf
- Gumshoe Dick
- Medium bertha
- My handsome lil fella
- Shlongathan
- Tony Soprano
- Tricky dicky
- Jake The “Snake” Roberts
- Voldo’s Bulge-O
- Luey Sikay
- Eric.
- Garfield
- God (interpret as you will)
- Beef Chuzzler
- Big McLargehuge
- Blast Shaftlong
- Cock-a-doodle-fuck
- Dave
- Harry Potter
- Hot Rod Johnson
- John Thomas
- Khok Monger
- Master Bastian
- Nicolas Cage
- Phal Collins
- Phillip Yorhole
- Spluge Dudestick
- Wang Chung
- Wangzeif
- Mr. Spank and Watch
- Spider-Man’s Web Shooter
- Link’s Penis
- Shiek’s Penis
- The Castle Spire From the Cover of The Little Mermaid
- Bishop in a turtleneck
- Dirk Diggler
- Jake The Snake
- Mushroom Head
- Officer Dangle
- Dirk Diggler
- Goku
- Swinglow Dickinuts
- Urethra, The Divine One
- Chub Li
- Dick Van Dyke
- Ben Shapiro
- Richard Johnson P.H.D (pretty huge DICK, haha!)
- Former VP Thick Cheney
- Mara
- Mr. Xenomorph
- Throbin Thicke
- The Space Mapeen in Doom
- The Main Veins Pain Train
- Schlong John Silver
- Toad
- Whitey Buldger
- Captain Schlong
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- Arthur Mordong
- Big Luther
- C. Hode
- Dr. Pissrespect
- John Marsdong
- Lance Manyon
- One-Eyed Purple-Headed Warrior
- xXxSephirothVegetaDongerkxXx
- おちんちん
- thiccmin (a dick-shaped Pikmin)
- The Big Dude
- Wangbraham Lincock
- Adrian Brody as The Peanis
- Big Cow
- Gray Dick Son
- Hugh G. Penis
- James and the Giant Peen
- Mystery Science Peeper 3000
- One Large Testicle With An Eyeball In The Middle
- Sonic the Edge Hog
- Steven
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- Dong Hog
- Hanger
- My penis!!!
- Dane Cock
- Ben Shapeeno
- Hugh Jackin Man
- Jordan Peenerson
- Konkey Dong
- Regular Dane Cook
- The United States Dongress
- Throbbin Williams
- David Arquette
- Dick Army
- Dick Tracy’s Estranged Brother, Penis Tracy
- The 1999 Richard Nixon biopic “Dick,” but with arms and legs
- The Stunt Penis from “There’s Something About Mary”
- Figrin Dan and The Modal Nodes
- A Robust Serving Of The King’s Sausage
- A Vanilla Frothy From Wendy’s
- ASS
- Big Dick In Little China
- Christian Thriller Author Ted Pecker
- Dildo Baggins
- E.T. The Extra Todger
- Edward FingerDicks
- Foreskin And Seven Pears Ago
- Guest Account
- LewdDick Wang MeatPython’s “Chode To Joy”
- Player 2
- Santa’s Sack
- The Japanese Invasion Of Pearl Necklace
- Treebeard
- Voldo Alternate Foreskin
- Zelda’s Skin Flute
- Bipedal Pusheen
- Bubba Hung Penis
- Chad Dillion cooper
- Dick Grayson
- Duck Hunt Dick
- Fruit of the loom
- Just Lunning’s dad
- Malcolm GladCock
- Mario super mushroom
- Mike Hawk
- Monkey Dick Luffy
- Nile Rogers
- Professor Laidton
- Pibb Xtra
- Big Sausage Pizza
- Dr. Dick
- Little Elvis
- P.E.N. 15
- Penis Character Template (Remove Before Ship Date!)
- Benedict Cumberschwants
- Cock Lesnar
- Dick Tracy
- I.P. Freely
- Knob Thomas
- Penus Williams
- Sackboy
- Walker, Texas Dangler
- Wank Hill
- Dildo Baggins
- Michael Chiklis in Family Guy
- Donger Kong
- Paul Hymen
- Anthony Weiner
- Shai Hulud
- Yoshimitsu
- Mayonetta
- Sans’ Undertail
- Dongledoink, the Genital Elf
- Hog Thickly, PI (Penis Investigator)
- Vein-geta
- Dick Cheney
- Goblin Cock
- Baby Abcde
- BJ Blazkowicz
- David Blowie
- Dong DeLouise
- Jizz Khalifa
- Limp Bizkit, The Entire Band
- Mark Spitz
- Milton Frenum
- Milton Frenum: Dick Economist
- One Of The Sandworms From The Movie ‘Dune’
- Phallus Cooper
- Prick Astley
- Saggy Stardust
- The Esteemed Dr. Reginald Von Westingham III
- Tool, The Band
- Walugi’s Nose
- Cockdom Hearts
- Daniel Dong-Lewis
- Dick Cheney
- Dong-key Kong
- Foreskin-nite
- Incocknito Tab
- Jon Snipped
- King Droopa
- Lara Cock
- Little Luther
- Masturbate Chief
- Penis-chu
- Solid Snake
- The Ol’ French-Canadian Left Hook
- Tunnel Snakes Rule
- A Famous Person, but Their First Name or Part of Their Last Name Rhymes with Dick
- Dic Ocasek, lead singer of 80s New Wave band The Cocks
- Ernest P. Worrell (The P. Is for Penis)
- Host of @Midnight Chris Hardpenis
- Lock, Cock, and Two Smoking Barrels (Of Cock)
- Long Dong Silver
- My Stepdad
- Professor Cock and Balls
- The Hurt Cocker
- Waluigis Fuck Stick
- Penis McWenus
- Schlong Dong Silver
- Wang Chung
- Every Creature From Spore
- The Donger Party
- fertility statue golem
- the prostate exam mascot
- Wank (Link, but a penis)
- DICK DICKINGTON THE DREAD DICKLORD OF DICKSYLVANIA
- 9s(acks) from Nier: Automata
- Dad Preparing his Penis for “Accidental” Reveal to Instill a Lifetime of Jealousy and Awe in Adolescent Son
- The Hebrew Hammer
- Hugh G. Scrotum
- A Giraffe With a Real Thick Neck
- Akuma Loveryourface
- Bang-jo Kaspewie
- Bioshock (‘Cause it’s always a lighthouse)
- Bulbous, sore
- Cayde 6”
- Chub Zero
- Circumscizor
- Cox McCloud
- D. Bison
- DeezJay
- Dongument Valley
- Double Draggin’
- Dovahpeen
- Dr. Willy
- E. Honda (The “E” stands for “Erection The Size Of A”)
- Elite Meat Agents
- Fallout Seventy Dicks
- Funky Dong
- Girthworm Jim
- Goat Stimulator
- Guile
- Hung Lao
- Joel and Ellies
- John Wayne Hobbit
- Juri Thrabyitselfisasbigasmywholepenis
- Lanky Dong
- Lethal Enforcer
- Ludonarrative Piss-in-this
- My Final Form
- Packin’ Man
- Rayman’s Legend
- Reggie Feels-Amazing
- Sagat Ahugepenis
- Scratchit and Wank
- Slippy
- Spelunky
- Spike Peegel
- Splosion Man
- Super Meat Boy
- Superman 64cm
- The Ezio Erection
- The Gamergator
- Tip Boy
- Up-In-Those-Guts Man
- Vash the Deferens
- Womb Raider
- Wood you kindly
- Jon Hamm
- Motley Crue’s Tommy Lee
- Shaft
- Big Dick is Back in Town
- Jefferson Tallpipe
- Long Dong Silver
- Hole Hog
- Peter Cock-N’-Tail
- Benny & The Jets & Also Benny’s Penis
- Dear Evan Handjob
- Dick Clark’s New Years Rockin’ Dick
- Dr. Keporkian
- Gorge Clooney
- Howard The DIck
- Maroon 5 Incher
- Ryan Gosdong