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The release of Soul Calibur 6 brings a new character creator mode, which has allowed players to bring great matches such as a toaster vs. your grandma. However, with such freedom, there is always a price we must pay. Bandai Namco has been forced to take action and ban inappropriate characters and guess what? Every single one of them is just a big ole penis.

The staff at Hard Drive teamed up with Bandai Namco to provide you with a list of these banned penises.

Long Duk Dong
Pedro
Throbbin’ Hood
Todd Howard
Dicks Dickscockerson
Lady Penis
Phallow Hal
Shiny Rayquaza w/rabies
James Franco
Big bertha
Dick Wolf
Gumshoe Dick
Medium bertha
My handsome lil fella
Shlongathan
Tony Soprano
Tricky dicky
Jake The “Snake” Roberts
Voldo’s Bulge-O
Luey Sikay
Eric.
Garfield
God (interpret as you will)
Beef Chuzzler
Big McLargehuge
Blast Shaftlong
Cock-a-doodle-fuck
Dave
Harry Potter
Hot Rod Johnson
John Thomas
Khok Monger
Master Bastian
Nicolas Cage
Phal Collins
Phillip Yorhole
Spluge Dudestick
Wang Chung
Wangzeif
Mr. Spank and Watch
Spider-Man’s Web Shooter
Link’s Penis
Shiek’s Penis
The Castle Spire From the Cover of The Little Mermaid
Bishop in a turtleneck
Dirk Diggler
Jake The Snake
Mushroom Head
Officer Dangle
Dirk Diggler
Goku
Swinglow Dickinuts
Urethra, The Divine One
Chub Li
Dick Van Dyke
Ben Shapiro
Richard Johnson P.H.D (pretty huge DICK, haha!)
Former VP Thick Cheney
Mara
Mr. Xenomorph
Throbin Thicke
The Space Mapeen in Doom
The Main Veins Pain Train
Schlong John Silver
Toad
Whitey Buldger
Captain Schlong
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Arthur Mordong
Big Luther
C. Hode
Dr. Pissrespect
John Marsdong
Lance Manyon
One-Eyed Purple-Headed Warrior
xXxSephirothVegetaDongerkxXx
おちんちん
ｔｈｉｃｃｍｉｎ (a dick-shaped Pikmin)
The Big Dude
Wangbraham Lincock
Adrian Brody as The Peanis
Big Cow
Gray Dick Son
Hugh G. Penis
James and the Giant Peen
Mystery Science Peeper 3000
One Large Testicle With An Eyeball In The Middle
Sonic the Edge Hog
Steven
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Dong Hog
Hanger
My penis!!!
Dane Cock
Ben Shapeeno
Hugh Jackin Man
Jordan Peenerson
Konkey Dong
Regular Dane Cook
The United States Dongress
Throbbin Williams
David Arquette
Dick Army
Dick Tracy’s Estranged Brother, Penis Tracy
The 1999 Richard Nixon biopic “Dick,” but with arms and legs
The Stunt Penis from “There’s Something About Mary”
Figrin Dan and The Modal Nodes
A Robust Serving Of The King’s Sausage
A Vanilla Frothy From Wendy’s
ASS
Big Dick In Little China
Christian Thriller Author Ted Pecker
Dildo Baggins
E.T. The Extra Todger
Edward FingerDicks
Foreskin And Seven Pears Ago
Guest Account
LewdDick Wang MeatPython’s “Chode To Joy”
Player 2
Santa’s Sack
The Japanese Invasion Of Pearl Necklace
Treebeard
Voldo Alternate Foreskin
Zelda’s Skin Flute
Bipedal Pusheen
Bubba Hung Penis
Chad Dillion cooper
Dick Grayson
Duck Hunt Dick
Fruit of the loom
Just Lunning’s dad
Malcolm GladCock
Mario super mushroom
Mike Hawk
Monkey Dick Luffy
Nile Rogers
Professor Laidton
Pibb Xtra
Big Sausage Pizza
Dr. Dick
Little Elvis
P.E.N. 15
Penis Character Template (Remove Before Ship Date!)
Benedict Cumberschwants
Cock Lesnar
Dick Tracy
I.P. Freely
Knob Thomas
Penus Williams
Sackboy
Walker, Texas Dangler
Wank Hill
Dildo Baggins
Michael Chiklis in Family Guy
Donger Kong
Paul Hymen
Anthony Weiner
Shai Hulud
Yoshimitsu
Mayonetta
Sans’ Undertail
Dongledoink, the Genital Elf
Hog Thickly, PI (Penis Investigator)
Vein-geta
Dick Cheney
Goblin Cock
Baby Abcde
BJ Blazkowicz
David Blowie
Dong DeLouise
Jizz Khalifa
Limp Bizkit, The Entire Band
Mark Spitz
Milton Frenum
Milton Frenum: Dick Economist
One Of The Sandworms From The Movie ‘Dune’
Phallus Cooper
Prick Astley
Saggy Stardust
The Esteemed Dr. Reginald Von Westingham III
Tool, The Band
Walugi’s Nose
Cockdom Hearts
Daniel Dong-Lewis
Dick Cheney
Dong-key Kong
Foreskin-nite
Incocknito Tab
Jon Snipped
King Droopa
Lara Cock
Little Luther
Masturbate Chief
Penis-chu
Solid Snake
The Ol’ French-Canadian Left Hook
Tunnel Snakes Rule
A Famous Person, but Their First Name or Part of Their Last Name Rhymes with Dick
Dic Ocasek, lead singer of 80s New Wave band The Cocks
Ernest P. Worrell (The P. Is for Penis)
Host of @Midnight Chris Hardpenis
Lock, Cock, and Two Smoking Barrels (Of Cock)
Long Dong Silver
My Stepdad
Professor Cock and Balls
The Hurt Cocker
Waluigis Fuck Stick
Penis McWenus
Schlong Dong Silver
Wang Chung
Every Creature From Spore
The Donger Party
fertility statue golem
the prostate exam mascot
Wank (Link, but a penis)
DICK DICKINGTON THE DREAD DICKLORD OF DICKSYLVANIA
9s(acks) from Nier: Automata
Dad Preparing his Penis for “Accidental” Reveal to Instill a Lifetime of Jealousy and Awe in Adolescent Son
The Hebrew Hammer
Hugh G. Scrotum
A Giraffe With a Real Thick Neck
Akuma Loveryourface
Bang-jo Kaspewie
Bioshock (‘Cause it’s always a lighthouse)
Bulbous, sore
Cayde 6”
Chub Zero
Circumscizor
Cox McCloud
D. Bison
DeezJay
Dongument Valley
Double Draggin’
Dovahpeen
Dr. Willy
E. Honda (The “E” stands for “Erection The Size Of A”)
Elite Meat Agents
Fallout Seventy Dicks
Funky Dong
Girthworm Jim
Goat Stimulator
Guile
Hung Lao
Joel and Ellies
John Wayne Hobbit
Juri Thrabyitselfisasbigasmywholepenis
Lanky Dong
Lethal Enforcer
Ludonarrative Piss-in-this
My Final Form
Packin’ Man
Rayman’s Legend
Reggie Feels-Amazing
Sagat Ahugepenis
Scratchit and Wank
Slippy
Spelunky
Spike Peegel
Splosion Man
Super Meat Boy
Superman 64cm
The Ezio Erection
The Gamergator
Tip Boy
Up-In-Those-Guts Man
Vash the Deferens
Womb Raider
Wood you kindly
Jon Hamm
Motley Crue’s Tommy Lee
Shaft
Big Dick is Back in Town
Jefferson Tallpipe
Long Dong Silver
Hole Hog
Peter Cock-N’-Tail
Benny & The Jets & Also Benny’s Penis
Dear Evan Handjob
Dick Clark’s New Years Rockin’ Dick
Dr. Keporkian
Gorge Clooney
Howard The DIck
Maroon 5 Incher
Ryan Gosdong

Here’s the Top 284 Custom Characters Banned From Soul Calibur Due to Being Penises

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