June 23, 2021 Broken PC Transforms Hardcore Gamer Into Just a Normal Run-of-the-Mill Bigot Broken PC Transforms Hardcore Gamer Into Just a Normal Run-of-the-Mill Bigot ANN ARBOR, Mich. — While saving up to repair his broken gaming PC, local man Josh Quell underwent a transformation from an elite gamer into…
January 29, 2021 Man With Steam Library of 2,000 Games Survives Apocalypse, Steps on Graphics Card Man With Steam Library of 2,000 Games Survives Apocalypse, Steps on Graphics Card LAS VEGAS — Local gamer Aaron Byrne ascended from his homemade backyard bunker sobbing today, lamenting the loss of the one piece of hardware that…
December 25, 2020 Kid Who Asked for Console Gets Lump of Coal With “Get a PC” Written on It Kid Who Asked for Console Gets Lump of Coal With “Get a PC” Written on It ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Local gamer Madison Sutton, 12, hoped to find a PS5 video game console under the Christmas tree this morning, but instead…
August 4, 2020 Gamer Builds PC That Should Be Upgradeable All the Way Through Midlife Crisis Gamer Builds PC That Should Be Upgradeable All the Way Through Midlife Crisis NEW YORK — Estimating that his components could continue providing decent performance even several years in the future when he realizes that his best years…
June 30, 2020 30-Year Old Gamer Puts Fake Birthday Into Steam’s Age Verification Anyways 30-Year Old Gamer Puts Fake Birthday Into Steam’s Age Verification Anyways CHERRY HILL, N.J. — 30-year-old gamer Anna Gaskins reportedly entered a fake birthday into Steam’s age verification system, despite actually being old enough to pass…
May 29, 2020 Elite Gaming Keyboard Used to Book Funeral Arrangements Elite Gaming Keyboard Used to Book Funeral Arrangements BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Grieving son and PC gamer Eliott Ward reportedly booked funeral arrangements for his late mother with a $199 Corsair K95 RGB PLATINUM…
February 26, 2020 Cool Black Car With Neon Green Accents Must Be Owner’s Gaming Car Cool Black Car With Neon Green Accents Must Be Owner’s Gaming Car NEW YORK — Using words like “pro,” “premium,” and “racing-style,” sources have confirmed that the black 2015 Chevy Camaro with cool neon green accents parked…
November 23, 2018 Man Dead After Trying to Bring PC Gaming to Previously Uncontacted Tribe Man Dead After Trying to Bring PC Gaming to Previously Uncontacted Tribe NORTH SENTINEL ISLAND — Ron Alan Cho, an American PC Master Race evangelist, was killed while attempting to to convert one of the world’s last…
October 7, 2018 PC Master Race Gamer Horrified After 23andMe Shows He’s 1/5th Console Gamer PC Master Race Gamer Horrified After 23andMe Shows He’s 1/5th Console Gamer TOLEDO, Ohio — Local gamer Clint Lowe recently discovered through the 23andMe genealogy service that he has approximately 20% console gamer ancestry, flying in the…
