March 27, 2020 Boyfriend Can’t Find the Crit Boyfriend Can’t Find the Crit BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Local woman Anita Harrison expressed disappointment during a game of Dungeons and Dragons when her boyfriend Steven Baker was once again unable…
March 15, 2020 D&D Player Wears Wire to Game After Friends Insist They Won’t Start a Podcast D&D Player Wears Wire to Game After Friends Insist They Won’t Start a Podcast BROOKLYN — Local Dungeon Master Brian Goldberg’s most recent Dungeons and Dragons session ended in controversy yesterday, after the 26-year-old was caught wearing a wire…
March 11, 2020 Dungeon Master Finally Writes Perfect Campaign, Distributes Scripts to Players Dungeon Master Finally Writes Perfect Campaign, Distributes Scripts to Players COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. — Dungeon Master Daniel Hyde recently finished writing his ideal D&D campaign and released the final draft of its script to his…
December 30, 2019 Noble Paladin With Lovingly Written 8-Page Backstory Dies Twenty Minutes Into Adventure Noble Paladin With Lovingly Written 8-Page Backstory Dies Twenty Minutes Into Adventure ST. PAUL, Minn. — First time Dungeons & Dragons player Craig Walcott was shocked when his Half-Elf Paladin, Sur Swenstance Silverheart III, Noble Son of…
November 9, 2019 Millennials Playing D&D Confused by Concept of Long Rest Millennials Playing D&D Confused by Concept of Long Rest LINCOLN, R.I. — What was originally intended to be a raucous night of drinking, bonding, and doing silly voices was halted in its tracks when…
August 19, 2019 Modern-Day Frankenstein Homebrews People to Play D&D With Modern-Day Frankenstein Homebrews People to Play D&D With SHEBOYGAN, Wisc. — In an act of hubris that defied the very laws of nature, avid D&D player and modern-day Dr. Frankenstein Ross Fleischer homebrewed…
July 30, 2019 Opinion: Please Consider Adopting an Unwanted D&D Podcast Instead of Starting Your Own Opinion: Please Consider Adopting an Unwanted D&D Podcast Instead of Starting Your Own There’s a point in every nerd’s life when they think about making a Dungeons & Dragons podcast. First, you’re jokingly discussing it with your friends…
July 24, 2019 D&D Party Member Rolls Perception Check to See If DM Knows What The Fuck He’s Doing D&D Party Member Rolls Perception Check to See If DM Knows What The Fuck He’s Doing NEW YORK — On a hunch inspired by a very scatterbrained verbal description of the dungeon chamber the party had just entered, sources say that…
January 16, 2019 Incredibly Lucky D&D Player Skyping In Has Rolled 7 Nat 20s in a Row Incredibly Lucky D&D Player Skyping In Has Rolled 7 Nat 20s in a Row LAKE GENEVA, Wisc. — The tenth session of a small Dungeons & Dragons game took a turn when Greg Atkinson, the only player skyping-in, had…
