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Asshole D&D Player Can’t Make Session Because ‘Their Parents Died’Asshole D&D Player Can’t Make Session Because ‘Their Parents Died’

Asshole D&D Player Can’t Make Session Because ‘Their Parents Died’

MIDDLETON, Wis. — Local dipshit and occasional tabletop gamer Christian Taylor has cancelled on his supposedly regular Dungeons and Dragons…

4 years ago
Why We’re Replacing Review Scores With a Photo of Either an Approving or Disapproving ParentWhy We’re Replacing Review Scores With a Photo of Either an Approving or Disapproving Parent

Why We’re Replacing Review Scores With Photo of Either an Approving or Disapproving Parent

As any self-respecting video game review reader knows, reviewing video games is really hard work and nothing hurts more than…

4 years ago
Kids With Two Living Parents Demand Representation in Disney FilmsKids With Two Living Parents Demand Representation in Disney Films

Kids With Two Living Parents Demand Representation in Disney Films

BURBANK, Cali. — A protest was held outside Disney headquarters earlier this week by the organization Kids of Two Loving…

4 years ago
Parents Blame Poorly-Made Video Games For Son’s Annoying, Glitchy OutburstsParents Blame Poorly-Made Video Games For Son’s Annoying, Glitchy Outbursts

Parents Blame Poorly-Made Video Games For Son’s Annoying, Glitchy Outbursts

TRENTON, N.J. — Claiming their child hasn’t been the same since he started gaming, concerned parents Mark and Liza Kristensen…

5 years ago
Disappointment After Dad Announces ‘Mom 2’Disappointment After Dad Announces ‘Mom 2’

Disappointment After Dad Announces ‘Mom 2’

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — After waiting through three years of divorce, local brothers Jimmy and Kiernan Henderson received a surprise…

5 years ago
Gamer Parent Calls Every Piece of Son’s Sport Equipment a NikeGamer Parent Calls Every Piece of Son’s Sport Equipment a Nike

Gamer Parent Calls Every Piece of Son’s Sport Equipment Nike

KATY, Texas — Local parent and avid gamer Ashley Garcia reportedly refers to every piece of her son’s sports equipment…

6 years ago
Nation’s Parents Confirm Top New Streamer Named ‘Fungo’ or Something Along Those LinesNation’s Parents Confirm Top New Streamer Named ‘Fungo’ or Something Along Those Lines

Nation’s Parents Confirm Top New Streamer Named ‘Fungo’ or Something Along Those Lines

COLUMBIA, S.C. — An advocacy group of American parents announced this morning that the top new personality on the Twitch…

6 years ago