July 1, 2020 Young Link Shaken After Seeing What a Loser Virgin He Grows Up to Be Young Link Shaken After Seeing What a Loser Virgin He Grows Up to Be HYRULE — Feeling completely shaken after pulling the Master Sword from its pedestal, unlocking the path to the Sacred Realm and traveling seven years into the…
June 7, 2020 Happy Mask Salesman Immediately Sells Out Entire Stock of N95 Deku Masks Happy Mask Salesman Immediately Sells Out Entire Stock of N95 Deku Masks CLOCK TOWN — Selling out his entire inventory after five minutes of announcing a restock, the Happy Mask Salesman announced to disappointed customers that his N95…
June 1, 2020 Looter Has Zero Regard for Neighbor’s Property Looter Has Zero Regard for Neighbor’s Property HYRULE — A local looter named Link was seen breaking into random buildings, destroying valuable clay pots and stealing the money within, according to concerned…
