nostalgia

Gamer Nostalgic for Earlier Today

TUCSON, Ariz. — A local gamer has released a statement outlining how much he pines for the simpler, purer era…

5 years ago

Every ‘Star Wars’ Movie Ranked by How Old I Was the First Time I Saw It

Now that Disney has released the Rise of Skywalker film and novelization, it feels like everybody has already made a…

5 years ago

It’s Time to Face the Facts: Pinky and the Brain Are Never Going to Take Over the World

As America ages not-so-gracefully into its 240s, with climate change knocking on our doors and tribalism facing all-time highs, it’s…

5 years ago

Dwayne Johnson to Play Stack of Pogs in Upcoming Film

LOS ANGELES — Superstar Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has confirmed months of online rumors by revealing that he will produce…

6 years ago

MISSING: Six Teenagers Who Disappeared Right Before the Power Rangers Showed Up

ANGEL GROVE, Calif. — Police are currently on the lookout for a group of six teenagers with attitude that went…

6 years ago

Opinion: My Controller’s Being Weird

It is time for our nation to come together and agree that my controller is being weird as hell right…

6 years ago

Breaking: You Just Lost The Game

NEW YORK — New reports are coming in that reveal that you, as a result of reading this very article…

6 years ago

Man Never Had Game, But Played It at Friend’s House

SEATTLE — Despite never owning a copy of 2002’s Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee, local gamer Andrew Schaefer revealed to…

6 years ago

Where Are They Now? The Child Banished to Hell at the End of the Crossfire Commercial

FIFTH CIRCLE OF HELL — Every '90s kid remembers the classic commercial for the board game Crossfire: Two leather-clad children…

7 years ago