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Gamer Nostalgic for Earlier TodayGamer Nostalgic for Earlier Today

Gamer Nostalgic for Earlier Today

TUCSON, Ariz. — A local gamer has released a statement outlining how much he pines for the simpler, purer era…

5 years ago
Every ‘Star Wars’ Movie Ranked by How Old I Was the First Time I Saw ItEvery ‘Star Wars’ Movie Ranked by How Old I Was the First Time I Saw It

Every ‘Star Wars’ Movie Ranked by How Old I Was the First Time I Saw It

Now that Disney has released the Rise of Skywalker film and novelization, it feels like everybody has already made a…

5 years ago
It’s Time to Face the Facts: Pinky and the Brain Are Never Going to Take Over the WorldIt’s Time to Face the Facts: Pinky and the Brain Are Never Going to Take Over the World

It’s Time to Face the Facts: Pinky and the Brain Are Never Going to Take Over the World

As America ages not-so-gracefully into its 240s, with climate change knocking on our doors and tribalism facing all-time highs, it’s…

6 years ago
Dwayne Johnson to Play Stack of Pogs in Upcoming FilmDwayne Johnson to Play Stack of Pogs in Upcoming Film

Dwayne Johnson to Play Stack of Pogs in Upcoming Film

LOS ANGELES — Superstar Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has confirmed months of online rumors by revealing that he will produce…

6 years ago
MISSING: Six Teenagers Who Disappeared Right Before the Power Rangers Showed UpMISSING: Six Teenagers Who Disappeared Right Before the Power Rangers Showed Up

MISSING: Six Teenagers Who Disappeared Right Before the Power Rangers Showed Up

ANGEL GROVE, Calif. — Police are currently on the lookout for a group of six teenagers with attitude that went…

6 years ago
Opinion: My Controller’s Being WeirdOpinion: My Controller’s Being Weird

Opinion: My Controller’s Being Weird

It is time for our nation to come together and agree that my controller is being weird as hell right…

7 years ago
Breaking: You Just Lost The GameBreaking: You Just Lost The Game

Breaking: You Just Lost The Game

NEW YORK — New reports are coming in that reveal that you, as a result of reading this very article…

7 years ago
Man Never Had Game, But Played It at Friend’s HouseMan Never Had Game, But Played It at Friend’s House

Man Never Had Game, But Played It at Friend’s House

SEATTLE — Despite never owning a copy of 2002’s Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee, local gamer Andrew Schaefer revealed to…

7 years ago
Where Are They Now? The Child Banished to Hell at the End of the Crossfire CommercialWhere Are They Now? The Child Banished to Hell at the End of the Crossfire Commercial

Where Are They Now? The Child Banished to Hell at the End of the Crossfire Commercial

FIFTH CIRCLE OF HELL — Every '90s kid remembers the classic commercial for the board game Crossfire: Two leather-clad children…

7 years ago