September 7, 2020 Opinion: Pikmin 3 Deluxe Re-Release Comes Just in Time to Teach Children the Value of Mass Sacrifice Opinion: Pikmin 3 Deluxe Re-Release Comes Just in Time to Teach Children the Value of Mass Sacrifice Our nation’s schools are facing a crisis — not a crisis of health, but a crisis of fear. Parents, misinformed by the liberal media, seem…
September 3, 2020 Nintendo Announces You Can Borrow Their Old Games But They’re Gonna Need Them Back Nintendo Announces You Can Borrow Their Old Games But They’re Gonna Need Them Back KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced a collection of 3D Mario games from past generations coming to Nintendo Switch today, available to be borrowed from them…
September 1, 2020 Nintendo Reveals Mario’s Full Canonical Name to be Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario-Mario Nintendo Reveals Mario’s Full Canonical Name to be Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario-Mario KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo sent shockwaves through the gaming industry today as they announced that their iconic mascot Mario’s canonical name is actually Mario Mario…
August 30, 2020 Here Is Everything We Know So Far About 1996’s Nintendo 64 Here Is Everything We Know So Far About 1996’s Nintendo 64 Released to much acclaim and commercial success back in 1996, the Nintendo 64 is a system that continues to captivate the attention and imagination of…
August 25, 2020 Review: Link and Navi’s New Podcast Is Way Too One-Sided Review: Link and Navi’s New Podcast Is Way Too One-Sided The highly anticipated podcast from iconic gaming duo Link and Navi has finally debuted, and sadly, they have produced an extremely one-sided and unbalanced show.…
August 24, 2020 Mario Lopez Appearance on Access Hollywood Unexpectedly Sabotaged by Wario Lopez Mario Lopez Appearance on Access Hollywood Unexpectedly Sabotaged by Wario Lopez LOS ANGELES — 2011 “Favorite TV Reality, Variety, or Comedy Personality or Act” ALMA Award nominee Mario Lopez was once again foiled at the hands…
August 22, 2020 Whomp Forced to Show Up for Guard Duty Despite Serious Back Injury Whomp Forced to Show Up for Guard Duty Despite Serious Back Injury MUSHROOM KINGDOM — A guard in Bowser’s army was forced to show up for his shift even though he had suffered a massive injury to…
August 18, 2020 Images From 343’s ‘Super Mario 64 Anniversary’ Leaked and It Looks Incredible Images From 343’s ‘Super Mario 64 Anniversary’ Leaked and It Looks Incredible Holy shit you guys. Apparently 343, the company known for making the Halo games after Bungie moved on to Destiny, is working on a remake…
August 15, 2020 Diddy Kong Accused of Using System of Barrels to Skip First Two Years of College Diddy Kong Accused of Using System of Barrels to Skip First Two Years of College EAST LANSING, Mich. — Diddy Kong is the latest celebrity to stand accused of using his celebrity status to bypass the rigors of higher education,…
