December 11, 2019 Rumor: Nintendo Source Confirms Duke Nukem ‘100% DEFINITELY’ Coming to Smash Bros Ultimate! [UPDATE: This Is Not True] Rumor: Nintendo Source Confirms Duke Nukem ‘100% DEFINITELY’ Coming to Smash Bros Ultimate! [UPDATE: This Is Not True] Hail to the king, baby! Earlier today an industry leak confirmed beyond a doubt that Duke Nukem was joining the fray as the newest fighter…
December 10, 2019 Tone Deaf Nintendo Ad Shows Woman Receiving Ring Fit for Christmas Tone Deaf Nintendo Ad Shows Woman Receiving Ring Fit for Christmas KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo has caused an uproar with a Christmas-themed advertisement that shows a seemingly annoyed woman receiving the fitness game Ring Fit Adventures…
November 28, 2019 Macy’s Under Fire For Reusing Last Year’s Pikachu Balloon in 2019 Thanksgiving Day Parade Macy’s Under Fire For Reusing Last Year’s Pikachu Balloon in 2019 Thanksgiving Day Parade NEW YORK — Macy’s is under intense scrutiny by eagle-eyed fans who discovered that the Pikachu balloon used in their 2019 Thanksgiving Day Parade is…
November 22, 2019 No Need to Worry: Pokéball Head Guy Has Loving Family, Devoted Husband, and Three Incredible Children No Need to Worry: Pokéball Head Guy Has Loving Family, Devoted Husband, and Three Incredible Children We all love the Pokéball Head Guy, the guy who follows trainers around from gym to gym in the Galar region and gives out free…
November 15, 2019 Pokémon Trainer Dad Suddenly Remembers Kids Are at Day Care After Four Months Pokémon Trainer Dad Suddenly Remembers Kids Are at Day Care After Four Months DES MOINES, Iowa — Local Pokémon trainer Dan Whitworth realized early this morning that two of his children were still at Morningside Child Care Center.…
November 15, 2019 Review: Pokémon Sword and Shield are Games With Features and I Am Scared to Say Any More Review: Pokémon Sword and Shield are Games With Features and I Am Scared to Say Any More Hello and rejoice, Pokémon fans, because today is the release of Pokémon Sword and Shield! This is our review of it and I can say…
November 15, 2019 Fans Protest New Madden Game After EA Reveals It Won’t Feature Every Player Since Beginning of NFL Fans Protest New Madden Game After EA Reveals It Won’t Feature Every Player Since Beginning of NFL MAITLAND, Fla. — Fans are gearing up to boycott upcoming football video game Madden NFL 21 after EA revealed that the game will not feature…
November 15, 2019 Galarian Vegan Only Eats Plant-Based Pokémon Galarian Vegan Only Eats Plant-Based Pokémon GALAR — Mina Fielding has joined the increasingly popular vegan lifestyle, vowing to help fight climate change and animal cruelty by avoiding all meat and…
November 14, 2019 Furious Pokémon Fan Doesn’t Get Why New Games Can’t Be Fresh and Original and Have All the Old Stuff Furious Pokémon Fan Doesn’t Get Why New Games Can’t Be Fresh and Original and Have All the Old Stuff HEWLETT, N.Y. — Local Pokémon fan Daniel Rosenblatt doesn’t understand why Game Freak can’t just make Pokémon Sword and Shield completely original and new without…
