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Gamer Jaded by Microtransactions Escapes to Local Trading Card Game Scene

FREMONT, Calif. — After hemorrhaging more than $100 for characters, skins, and various downloadable content over the past year, 24-year-old…

6 years ago

Recently Divorced Man Flicks Metaphorical Cigarette into Gasoline by Buying Magic the Gathering Starter Pack

NANTICOKE, Pa. — After going through an arduous divorce, horrified witnesses reported that local resident Andrew Stone said “fuck it”…

7 years ago

6 Years Ago I Decided to Invest in Either Bitcoin or Magic Cards and Now I’m Looking to Sell My Deck

As you have no doubt heard by now, Bitcoin prices are soaring up to $18,000, making many early adopters very,…

7 years ago

Cards Against Humanity Shoves Magic: The Gathering Into Locker

HIGHLAND PARK, Ill.— Highland Park High School was rocked today by an appalling act of violence when Cards Against Humanity…

7 years ago