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Powerful, Strategic Deck Decimated by Opponent’s ‘Have Lot of Monsters’ Strategy

NASHVILLE — A weekly Magic: The Gathering tournament at local shop Boards & Swords featured a shocking first round upset,…

4 years ago

Wizards of the Coast Change ‘Magic: The Gathering’ to Just ‘Magic’ to Encourage Social Distancing

RENTON, Wash. — As the COVID-19 pandemic sweeps the nation, a spokesman for Wizards of the Coast announced today that…

5 years ago

Terrified ‘Hearthstone’ Escapee Not Convinced ‘Slay the Spire’ Won’t Eventually Charge Him $40 for New Cards

ARLINGTON, Texas — Local Hearthstone refugee and Slay the Spire player Jon Burke reportedly can’t shake the feeling that the…

5 years ago

Magic Player Has Disgusting Pack-a-Day Habit

BEAVERTON, Ore. — Friends and family of Magic: The Gathering enthusiast Gabe Roberts have said that the once-casual player has…

5 years ago

‘Magic: the Gathering’ Player Confident Opponent Isn’t Ready for New Deck’s Secret Weapon

NEW YORK — Local Magic: the Gathering player George Plott told friends that he possesses a new deck with a…

5 years ago

Thousands Dead After Rocky Mountains Tapped for One Red Mana

CHEYENNE, Wyo. — Tragedy struck North America when a planeswalker tapped the Rocky Mountains for one red mana, killing tens…

5 years ago

Warhammer 40,000 Tournament Just Eight Guys Throwing Cash at Each Other

GARLAND, Texas —  Sources at the Wizard Castle Dragon gaming shop have reported that this month’s Warhammer 40,000 tournament was…

6 years ago

Father Briefly Proud When Son Tells Him He’s Getting Into Deck Building

INVERNESS, Colo. —  Feelings of pride and unity briefly filled the home of the Grantham family yesterday, following a misunderstanding…

6 years ago

White Guy Doesn’t Have Enough Mana to Play Race Card

CHICAGO — Local nerd Chris Patson found himself in a tight spot this morning during a political argument with his…

6 years ago