May 28, 2021 Why Nobody in Hollywood Will Work With Gene Wilder Anymore Why Nobody in Hollywood Will Work With Gene Wilder Anymore Gene Wilder used to be one of Hollywood’s most promising comedic stars. Classics like Young Frankenstein and The Producers have been canonized in the comedy…
April 20, 2021 Seth Rogen Battles Quarantine Loneliness By Making Giant Ceramic Jonah Hill Seth Rogen Battles Quarantine Loneliness By Making Giant Ceramic Jonah Hill BURBANK, Calif. — Comedic actor Seth Rogen posted a photo on Instagram today revealing that he had created a 20 foot tall ceramic Jonah Hill…
April 5, 2021 Here Are All the Porns Coming To Pornhub This Weekend Here Are All the Porns Coming To Pornhub This Weekend Well, it looks like we’ll be jackin our knobs and flicking our vaginas once again this weekend! Here’s everything you need to know about what’s…
February 25, 2021 ‘I Hunger for More Movies’ Bellows Minotaur Living Beneath Netflix Headquarters ‘I Hunger for More Movies’ Bellows Minotaur Living Beneath Netflix Headquarters LOS GATOS, Calif. — The grotesque monster living under Netflix cried out in hunger this morning, desperate for more mid-budget features from the streaming platform.…
January 22, 2021 Sony and Criterion Announce Team Up to Release Entire Collection on PSP UMDs Sony and Criterion Announce Team Up to Release Entire Collection on PSP UMDs NEW YORK — In a special broadcast from the Criterion Closet, Sony Interactive Entertainment CEO and President Jim Ryan announced a collaboration between the two…
December 3, 2020 Cyberpunk 2077 Character Creator Lets You Choose Which Movies Your Avatar Thinks are Overrated Cyberpunk 2077 Character Creator Lets You Choose Which Movies Your Avatar Thinks are Overrated WARSAW — The latest level of detail available in the character creation suite of CD Projekt Red’s upcoming Cyberpunk 2077 has been revealed; the ability…
October 30, 2020 Dune Movie Delayed so Denis Villeneuve Can Finish Reading Book Dune Movie Delayed so Denis Villeneuve Can Finish Reading Book LOS ANGELES — Sources have revealed that the most recent delay of the upcoming Dune adaptation was not related to Covid-inspired box office doubts, but…
October 10, 2020 Kids With Two Living Parents Demand Representation in Disney Films Kids With Two Living Parents Demand Representation in Disney Films BURBANK, Cali. — A protest was held outside Disney headquarters earlier this week by the organization Kids of Two Loving Parents (KoTLP) demanding that the…
October 8, 2020 Little Baby Boy Tom Holland Stars in Big Grown Up Movie With Adults Little Baby Boy Tom Holland Stars in Big Grown Up Movie With Adults LOS ANGELES — Young baby child and Spider-Man actor Tom Holland stars in the new film The Devil All the Time with all the big…
