mortal kombat

Mortal Kombat Fan Pissed Robocop Isn’t in the Movie

APACHE JUNCTION, Ariz. — A self proclaimed superfan of the Mortal Kombat video game series was reportedly livid after discovering…

4 years ago

Leprechaun Assures Wife That Mortal Kombat Is Going to Call Any Day Now

MAPLE GROVE, Minn. — The titular star of the Leprechaun series of films has reportedly been assuring his family that…

4 years ago

Identical Tournament Fighters Grateful They Wore Different Pants

OUTWORLD — Two participants, who by all accounts appeared to be exact replicants of one another, were reportedly grateful to…

4 years ago

Mortal Kombat 11 DLC Pack to Include Sheeva, RoboCop, and Dewey From Malcolm in the Middle

CHICAGO — NetherRealm Studios announced the next set of fighters coming to Mortal Kombat 11 today, a collection that will…

5 years ago

Raiden Launches GoFundMe Campaign to Pay For Medical Expenses

EARTHREALM — In a heartbreaking turn of events, famed protector of the realm and God of Lighting, Raiden, put out…

5 years ago

Mortal Kombat Adds New Fatality Where You Cancel Your Opponent on Social Media

CHICAGO — NetherRealm Studios announced the next Mortal Kombat 11 patch will give every character a brand-new finishing move that…

5 years ago

Horrified Suburbanite Receives Invitation to Mortal Kombat by Accident

EARTHREALM —  Local divorcee Jon Edward Cage allegedly received an invitation to the infamous Mortal Kombat tournament held in the…

6 years ago

NetherRealm Studios Apologizes for Poorly Timed “Sub-Zero Fatality” Tweet

CHICAGO — Mortal Kombat developer NetherRealm Studios issued an apology this morning for a tweet on the company’s official feed…

7 years ago

Powerful: This DeviantArt User Re-Imagined Chun Li With Huge, Three-Pronged Dick

Chun Li is one of gaming's most iconic characters. Which is why seeing such a familiar World Warrior stripped naked…

7 years ago