February 26, 2021 Mortal Kombat Fan Pissed Robocop Isn’t in the Movie Mortal Kombat Fan Pissed Robocop Isn’t in the Movie APACHE JUNCTION, Ariz. — A self proclaimed superfan of the Mortal Kombat video game series was reportedly livid after discovering that the upcoming film adaptation…
December 2, 2020 Leprechaun Assures Wife That Mortal Kombat Is Going to Call Any Day Now Leprechaun Assures Wife That Mortal Kombat Is Going to Call Any Day Now MAPLE GROVE, Minn. — The titular star of the Leprechaun series of films has reportedly been assuring his family that the developers of Mortal Kombat…
August 8, 2020 Identical Tournament Fighters Grateful They Wore Different Pants Identical Tournament Fighters Grateful They Wore Different Pants OUTWORLD — Two participants, who by all accounts appeared to be exact replicants of one another, were reportedly grateful to have brought different colored pants…
May 6, 2020 Mortal Kombat 11 DLC Pack to Include Sheeva, RoboCop, and Dewey From Malcolm in the Middle Mortal Kombat 11 DLC Pack to Include Sheeva, RoboCop, and Dewey From Malcolm in the Middle CHICAGO — NetherRealm Studios announced the next set of fighters coming to Mortal Kombat 11 today, a collection that will see the series continue to…
August 24, 2019 Raiden Launches GoFundMe Campaign to Pay For Medical Expenses Raiden Launches GoFundMe Campaign to Pay For Medical Expenses EARTHREALM — In a heartbreaking turn of events, famed protector of the realm and God of Lighting, Raiden, put out a plea on social media…
June 10, 2019 Mortal Kombat Adds New Fatality Where You Cancel Your Opponent on Social Media Mortal Kombat Adds New Fatality Where You Cancel Your Opponent on Social Media CHICAGO — NetherRealm Studios announced the next Mortal Kombat 11 patch will give every character a brand-new finishing move that savagely ends the losing Kombatant…
November 11, 2018 Horrified Suburbanite Receives Invitation to Mortal Kombat by Accident Horrified Suburbanite Receives Invitation to Mortal Kombat by Accident EARTHREALM — Local divorcee Jon Edward Cage allegedly received an invitation to the infamous Mortal Kombat tournament held in the Outworld to determine who maintains…
January 6, 2018 NetherRealm Studios Apologizes for Poorly Timed “Sub-Zero Fatality” Tweet NetherRealm Studios Apologizes for Poorly Timed “Sub-Zero Fatality” Tweet CHICAGO — Mortal Kombat developer NetherRealm Studios issued an apology this morning for a tweet on the company’s official feed that appeared to make light…
December 10, 2017 Powerful: This DeviantArt User Re-Imagined Chun Li With a Huge, Three-Pronged Dick Powerful: This DeviantArt User Re-Imagined Chun Li With a Huge, Three-Pronged Dick Chun Li is one of gaming’s most iconic characters. Which is why seeing such a familiar World Warrior stripped naked at the waist, clutching her…
