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Nestlé Files Lawsuit Claiming Moon Has No Legal Right to WaterNestlé Files Lawsuit Claiming Moon Has No Legal Right to Water

Nestlé Files Lawsuit Claiming Moon Has No Legal Right to Water

ARLINGTON, Va. — Nestlé USA announced a lawsuit against the round astronomical body orbiting Earth, claiming the mass has no…

5 years ago
Termina Resident Convinced Giant, Ominous Moon a Liberal HoaxTermina Resident Convinced Giant, Ominous Moon a Liberal Hoax

Termina Resident Convinced Giant, Ominous Moon Liberal Hoax

CLOCK TOWN — A Termina citizen took to the streets yesterday to denounce the large, ominous moon inching ever closer…

5 years ago