October 26, 2020 NestlĂ© Files Lawsuit Claiming Moon Has No Legal Right to Water NestlĂ© Files Lawsuit Claiming Moon Has No Legal Right to Water ARLINGTON, Va. â NestlĂ© USA announced a lawsuit against the round astronomical body orbiting Earth, claiming the mass has no inherent legal right to possess…
July 9, 2020 Termina Resident Convinced Giant, Ominous Moon a Liberal Hoax Termina Resident Convinced Giant, Ominous Moon a Liberal Hoax CLOCK TOWN â A Termina citizen took to the streets yesterday to denounce the large, ominous moon inching ever closer to the city as âa…