October 26, 2018 Guy Who Doesn’t Have $60 Right Now Boycotting Red Dead Redemption Over Rockstar’s Treatment of Employees Guy Who Doesn’t Have $60 Right Now Boycotting Red Dead Redemption Over Rockstar’s Treatment of Employees TUCSON, Ariz. — Local gamer Pierce Roderick recently expressed his opinion that there’s “absolutely no way,” he would spend $60 on Rockstar’s monumental Red Dead…
September 19, 2018 Guy Who Doesn’t Have $60 Right Now Pretty Sure Spider-Man is Overrated Guy Who Doesn’t Have $60 Right Now Pretty Sure Spider-Man is Overrated TUCSON, Ariz. — Local gamer Pierce Roderick recently expressed his opinion that there’s “absolutely no way” the wildly popular PS4 Spider-Man game that he can’t…
July 11, 2018 Man Asks If You Played Recently Released Game Like You’re Made of Fucking Money Man Asks If You Played Recently Released Game Like You’re Made of Fucking Money WALTHAM, Mass. — Sources have reported that local gamer Keif MacEachern recently inquired if you’ve purchased the most recent Assassin’s Creed title, as if you…
