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4chan Users Create Petition for Marvel to Cast the First White Black Panther4chan Users Create Petition for Marvel to Cast the First White Black Panther

4chan Users Create Petition for Marvel to Cast the First White Black Panther

NEW YORK —  Wasting no time following the untimely death of Chadwick Boseman to make the tragedy about themselves, frequent…

5 years ago
Disney Announces ‘Hawkeye’ Show Delayed Due to No One Wanting That Shit, Come On NowDisney Announces ‘Hawkeye’ Show Delayed Due to No One Wanting That Shit, Come On Now

Disney Announces ‘Hawkeye’ Show Delayed Due to No One Wanting That Shit, Come On Now

BURBANK, Calif. — Disney announced today that their Disney+ Hawkeye show has been delayed indefinitely due to issues of nobody…

5 years ago
The Avengers Furlough HawkeyeThe Avengers Furlough Hawkeye

The Avengers Furlough Hawkeye

ESOPUS, N.Y.  — The Avengers announced today that they will be making furloughs in order to assist with the gradual…

5 years ago
Red Letter Media Accidentally Posts Four-Hour Video Lambasting ‘Black Widow’ Six Months Prior to Film’s ReleaseRed Letter Media Accidentally Posts Four-Hour Video Lambasting ‘Black Widow’ Six Months Prior to Film’s Release

Red Letter Media Accidentally Posts Four-Hour Video Lambasting ‘Black Widow’ Six Months Prior to Film’s Release

MILWAUKEE, Wis. — In what is being seen as a huge gaffe, popular YouTube channel Red Letter Media accidentally uploaded…

5 years ago
Bartender Must Cleave Through Groot to Verify His AgeBartender Must Cleave Through Groot to Verify His Age

Bartender Must Cleave Through Groot to Verify His Age

KNOWHERE, T.R. — A bartender at Starlin’s Bar was forced to cut a section of Groot, a beloved Guardian of…

5 years ago
New Marvel Superhero ‘Cuckold’ Wears Name as a BadgeNew Marvel Superhero ‘Cuckold’ Wears Name as a Badge

New Marvel Superhero ‘Cuckold’ Wears Name as Badge

LOS ANGELES — In a press release this morning, Marvel Comics announced a new inclusive superhero named Cuckold, a 32-year-old…

5 years ago
Marvel’s New Trans Superhero Will Be Completely Invisible at All TimesMarvel’s New Trans Superhero Will Be Completely Invisible at All Times

Marvel’s New Trans Superhero Will Be Completely Invisible at All Times

LOS ANGELES — In a first for the multi-million dollar media franchise, president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige has confirmed…

5 years ago
We Convinced Martin Scorsese the Skrulls Were a Metaphor for Italians and Now He’s Really Into MarvelWe Convinced Martin Scorsese the Skrulls Were a Metaphor for Italians and Now He’s Really Into Marvel

We Convinced Martin Scorsese the Skrulls Were Metaphor for Italians and Now He’s Really Into Marvel

The great Martin Scorsese-Marvel feud has come to a close. After weeks of controversy amongst both the Marvel and film…

6 years ago
RANKED: All 5 MCU Villains We Can RememberRANKED: All 5 MCU Villains We Can Remember

RANKED: All 5 MCU Villains We Can Remember

Spider-Man:Far From Home is the 23rd film in Marvel’s Cinematic Universe. With all of those movies to think about, we…

6 years ago