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4chan Users Create Petition for Marvel to Cast the First White Black Panther

NEW YORK —  Wasting no time following the untimely death of Chadwick Boseman to make the tragedy about themselves, frequent…

4 years ago

Disney Announces ‘Hawkeye’ Show Delayed Due to No One Wanting That Shit, Come On Now

BURBANK, Calif. — Disney announced today that their Disney+ Hawkeye show has been delayed indefinitely due to issues of nobody…

4 years ago

The Avengers Furlough Hawkeye

ESOPUS, N.Y.  — The Avengers announced today that they will be making furloughs in order to assist with the gradual…

5 years ago

Red Letter Media Accidentally Posts Four-Hour Video Lambasting ‘Black Widow’ Six Months Prior to Film’s Release

MILWAUKEE, Wis. — In what is being seen as a huge gaffe, popular YouTube channel Red Letter Media accidentally uploaded…

5 years ago

Bartender Must Cleave Through Groot to Verify His Age

KNOWHERE, T.R. — A bartender at Starlin’s Bar was forced to cut a section of Groot, a beloved Guardian of…

5 years ago

New Marvel Superhero ‘Cuckold’ Wears Name as Badge

LOS ANGELES — In a press release this morning, Marvel Comics announced a new inclusive superhero named Cuckold, a 32-year-old…

5 years ago

Marvel’s New Trans Superhero Will Be Completely Invisible at All Times

LOS ANGELES — In a first for the multi-million dollar media franchise, president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige has confirmed…

5 years ago

We Convinced Martin Scorsese the Skrulls Were Metaphor for Italians and Now He’s Really Into Marvel

The great Martin Scorsese-Marvel feud has come to a close. After weeks of controversy amongst both the Marvel and film…

5 years ago

RANKED: All 5 MCU Villains We Can Remember

Spider-Man:Far From Home is the 23rd film in Marvel’s Cinematic Universe. With all of those movies to think about, we…

5 years ago