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Magneto’s Credit Cards All Fucked Up

GENOSHA — Brotherhood of Mutants leader Magneto has vowed revenge on humanity for designing credit cards that are destroyed by…

3 years ago

20 Things in WandaVision That Could’ve Been Mephisto

One of the most popular theories about WandaVision was that it was all being controlled by Mephisto, an extra-dimensional being…

3 years ago

Disney Announces Next Marvel Show ‘Mantis, Talos, & Whoever’s Free to Film Next Tuesday’

BURBANK, Calif. — Disney has announced Mantis, Talos, & Whoever’s Free To Film Next Tuesday, a new Marvel show that…

3 years ago

Opinion: The MCU Needs Some Sort of Funny English Character Whose Name is Mr. Bean

It’s no secret that the Marvel Cinematic Universe is running out of good characters. Moon Knight? Shang-Chi? Professor X? Who…

3 years ago

Tony Stark Steps Down as Avenger After Name Found in Epstein Flight Logs

NEW YORK —  Tony Stark, the tech mogul and hero behind the guise of Iron Man, has reportedly stepped down…

3 years ago

“With Great Power, Comes No Responsibility,” Cop Tells Spider-Man

NEW YORK — New York police officer David Whitehead pulled Spider-Man aside today after teaming up to beat up a…

3 years ago

MCU Stars Unite to Defend That Song Jeremy Renner Put Out Last Year

LOS ANGELES — A few weeks after uniting to defend costar Chris Pratt’s controversial religious and political affiliations, the stars…

3 years ago

Tony Stark Announces Plan to Reverse Climate Change with Big Honkin’ Laser

NEW YORK —  Billionaire industrialist Tony Stark announced a proposal today that would solve the ongoing climate crisis by shooting…

4 years ago

Little Baby Boy Tom Holland Stars in Big Grown Up Movie With Adults

LOS ANGELES — Young baby child and Spider-Man actor Tom Holland stars in the new film The Devil All the…

4 years ago